I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4938. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 105.57 | 100% | 2024-10-22 |
| 4939. | Kenny (kennymccall9) | 105.57 | 99% | 2019-11-11 |
| 4940. | mynarchist (mynarchist) | 105.56 | 98% | 2025-05-29 |
| 4941. | mart9n (mart9n) | 105.56 | 98.2% | 2025-02-28 |
| 4942. | ... (everclear) | 105.56 | 96.3% | 2025-02-22 |
| 4943. | rocker (fastered) | 105.56 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 4944. | Nguyen (dra_go) | 105.55 | 97.2% | 2024-05-19 |
| 4945. | Walter (kair0z) | 105.55 | 100% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4946. | Ben Low (wongisdum) | 105.54 | 98.2% | 2025-03-27 |
| 4947. | Daniel (d4mage2k) | 105.54 | 99% | 2023-05-27 |
| 4948. | vietabg (vietabg) | 105.54 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 4949. | Eduardo (aledtr) | 105.54 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
| 4950. | da (causenetsofv) | 105.54 | 100% | 2022-10-18 |
| 4951. | tim (ttim1) | 105.53 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 4952. | Alex (alexinfinity) | 105.53 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 4953. | Luke (balancedlife) | 105.53 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 4954. | hunter (huntervvv) | 105.52 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| 4955. | Workbean (workbean) | 105.52 | 97.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 4956. | Jimbo (bananza_fan) | 105.52 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4957. | Lydia (shiruzu) | 105.51 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 4958. | PicturingFrames (frame_abil... | 105.51 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 4959. | Jude (jrrr_r) | 105.50 | 99.4% | 2023-11-28 |
| 4960. | Plimko (plmko282) | 105.49 | 98% | 2018-04-01 |
| 4961. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 105.49 | 99% | 2022-12-02 |
| 4962. | ninja (riddickbr) | 105.49 | 100% | 2021-02-07 |
| 4963. | taro (taro_curly) | 105.49 | 99% | 2018-07-29 |
| 4964. | Luke (lukell) | 105.48 | 98.2% | 2024-03-27 |
| 4965. | Dylan (thedylan186) | 105.48 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 4966. | Arnold (wiktor172003) | 105.47 | 97.7% | 2024-11-17 |
| 4967. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 105.47 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |