I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11132. | Sam (brem_dog) | 82.55 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 11133. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 82.55 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 11134. | Smiggy (chillnye) | 82.55 | 95% | 2017-10-20 |
| 11135. | Gjuro (gjuro_eng_key) | 82.54 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 11136. | Meerkat (mrmeerkat) | 82.54 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 11137. | Lucas (lucas_a04) | 82.54 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 11138. | aman (amanostrich) | 82.54 | 94% | 2018-03-02 |
| 11139. | meh (privatecain) | 82.53 | 97% | 2024-05-05 |
| 11140. | Dave (not_dave) | 82.53 | 97% | 2024-04-22 |
| 11141. | FreePalastine (1omar1) | 82.53 | 95.5% | 2024-06-29 |
| 11142. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 82.53 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 11143. | Darren (darrensey) | 82.53 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
| 11144. | Cuthalion (cuthalion) | 82.53 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 11145. | wespressobean (wespressobean) | 82.52 | 96% | 2024-08-07 |
| 11146. | Kunal (kunal299) | 82.52 | 95% | 2021-08-21 |
| 11147. | Zach (zach_htet) | 82.51 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 11148. | ekponentiel (ekponentiel) | 82.50 | 97.2% | 2025-04-11 |
| 11149. | Geese (geese955) | 82.50 | 97.7% | 2023-12-08 |
| 11150. | Zeeky (zeeky92) | 82.50 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 11151. | Trevor (trev0rk) | 82.50 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 11152. | Dim (workahol1c) | 82.50 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 11153. | Steven (engine210) | 82.49 | 99% | 2021-12-27 |
| 11154. | rxmq (amrn) | 82.49 | 96% | 2022-09-10 |
| 11155. | Noah (noah_o_n) | 82.49 | 95% | 2018-10-11 |
| 11156. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 82.49 | 95% | 2017-05-17 |
| 11157. | Nils (nilslhx) | 82.48 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 11158. | Few (fewhakko) | 82.48 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 11159. | Jaan (jaan3) | 82.48 | 96.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 11160. | Theo (th3o) | 82.48 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
| 11161. | VIBE (sorry_for_winning) | 82.48 | 95% | 2019-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |