As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18113. | Ahmed (a_h5s_h) | 65.44 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 18114. | Fadli (islamicman) | 65.44 | 91% | 2016-08-19 |
| 18115. | rasmus (badstue) | 65.44 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
| 18116. | Javvey (jabs5) | 65.43 | 96% | 2022-11-30 |
| 18117. | Jessica (khalia12) | 65.43 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 18118. | Hey (heythere0) | 65.43 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 18119. | jath03 (jath03) | 65.43 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
| 18120. | Dim (jimmylei) | 65.43 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 18121. | john (remorth) | 65.43 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
| 18122. | Anshuman (anshu_8) | 65.42 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 18123. | Turtle (bigtripod) | 65.42 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 18124. | Patrick (datexe) | 65.42 | 93% | 2015-10-15 |
| 18125. | theo (theodoro) | 65.42 | 89% | 2017-01-13 |
| 18126. | nong (ningg) | 65.41 | 95.8% | 2023-10-08 |
| 18127. | Harold (hikarie) | 65.41 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 18128. | Ndrew138 (ndrewewqe) | 65.41 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 18129. | Sergey (dettier) | 65.40 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 18130. | Dim (workahol1c) | 65.40 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 18131. | Tommytstats[tominator3459] ... | 65.40 | 94% | 2022-12-07 |
| 18132. | rasith (rasithw) | 65.39 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| 18133. | Cheryl (cheryl_cao) | 65.39 | 91% | 2015-07-13 |
| 18134. | Cakra (cakraputra) | 65.39 | 95% | 2016-06-14 |
| 18135. | Weixun (weixunge) | 65.38 | 92% | 2015-09-30 |
| 18136. | Cait (cccaaaiiittt) | 65.38 | 97.9% | 2021-02-14 |
| 18137. | Hassan (luigi_) | 65.38 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 18138. | BillyHerrington (billywob) | 65.38 | 90% | 2016-04-03 |
| 18139. | Boon Chuan (nitrolego) | 65.38 | 95% | 2018-09-29 |
| 18140. | Pumas (pumasbro) | 65.37 | 98% | 2022-02-05 |
| 18141. | Gage (gagedorl) | 65.37 | 95% | 2020-10-03 |
| 18142. | mikeeeee (typintypist) | 65.37 | 94% | 2022-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |