As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8589. | APMAPMAPM (slowtyperbtw) | 87.59 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 8590. | Jordy (mrollie) | 87.59 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 8591. | mohamed (mitisxm) | 87.58 | 99% | 2026-01-07 |
| 8592. | Kim (kmijok) | 87.58 | 91% | 2016-12-09 |
| 8593. | tstats[sspaghettii] (sspagh... | 87.58 | 99% | 2021-11-30 |
| 8594. | hc (hh_chng) | 87.57 | 97.4% | 2024-03-22 |
| 8595. | Uncle John Jr. the 5th (che... | 87.57 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 8596. | Andy (haondy) | 87.57 | 99% | 2020-12-01 |
| 8597. | Lucas (lucasvogler) | 87.57 | 97% | 2016-01-03 |
| 8598. | Aram (arejmm7) | 87.57 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 8599. | Warren (slacker_xd) | 87.56 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 8600. | Daisy (daisyeminem) | 87.55 | 95.5% | 2024-04-27 |
| 8601. | Andy (nycnets15) | 87.54 | 94% | 2015-12-23 |
| 8602. | eighth (dead4head) | 87.54 | 99% | 2023-02-19 |
| 8603. | kamea (kamea) | 87.54 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 8604. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 87.54 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 8605. | redhotdancer1821 (redhotdan... | 87.53 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 8606. | Louis (lsgwiz) | 87.53 | 98% | 2019-12-26 |
| 8607. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 87.53 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 8608. | Mawon (wonlee) | 87.53 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 8609. | Eric (aerran) | 87.53 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 8610. | Kiwibird (aquaplane) | 87.53 | 95% | 2017-03-19 |
| 8611. | I really suk (cornmaster0411) | 87.52 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 8612. | micro (goranb0607) | 87.52 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 8613. | Guinevere (antfood) | 87.52 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 8614. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 87.51 | 96% | 2025-11-29 |
| 8615. | Cael (paile) | 87.51 | 97.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 8616. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 87.51 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8617. | Felipe Dvorak (ahura) | 87.51 | 88% | 2015-04-07 |
| 8618. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 87.50 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |