So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23150. | andrej (ninjasrnka) | 63.69 | 96% | 2018-02-19 |
| 23151. | Debjyoti (dev_lee) | 63.69 | 94% | 2012-12-18 |
| 23152. | boaz (boaz) | 63.69 | — | 2010-06-28 |
| 23153. | M (scottydelta) | 63.68 | 95% | 2022-10-13 |
| 23154. | Mahmoud (sayed1) | 63.68 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 23155. | area_51 (amritspkt65) | 63.68 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 23156. | Dimas (geologist) | 63.68 | 88% | 2015-10-19 |
| 23157. | David (twistangst) | 63.68 | 92% | 2015-07-23 |
| 23158. | momon (momon) | 63.68 | — | 2009-09-06 |
| 23159. | Maze (maze2215) | 63.68 | 88% | 2016-06-08 |
| 23160. | Dwika (wanaboed) | 63.68 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
| 23161. | asd (jam89) | 63.68 | 90% | 2014-10-13 |
| 23162. | montoto (montoto) | 63.68 | — | 2010-12-31 |
| 23163. | Nam (woaikadien) | 63.68 | 96% | 2014-01-14 |
| 23164. | Michael (somnial) | 63.68 | 95% | 2013-11-01 |
| 23165. | Caitlyn (cfrields17) | 63.68 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 23166. | Majorzakyo (majorzakyo) | 63.67 | 93% | 2015-12-04 |
| 23167. | Ravindra (ravindrats) | 63.67 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 23168. | Seth (thefoxarmy) | 63.67 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 23169. | Adham (adhamo) | 63.67 | 99% | 2023-05-10 |
| 23170. | anisha (anisha10) | 63.67 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 23171. | Thobi (tombibby10) | 63.67 | 95.3% | 2021-02-08 |
| 23172. | Yet (yet1208) | 63.67 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 23173. | Wolf (wolfwill) | 63.67 | 96.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 23174. | Aditya (aditya9219) | 63.67 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
| 23175. | Roberto (cantstoproberto) | 63.67 | 94% | 2013-07-18 |
| 23176. | Tristan (thavelick) | 63.67 | 97% | 2011-12-21 |
| 23177. | morpeth (morpeth) | 63.67 | 90% | 2012-06-18 |
| 23178. | Vong (vongolavwalker) | 63.66 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 23179. | adityasaini (adityasaini) | 63.66 | 95% | 2016-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |