As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19171. | Niloy (niloysh) | 62.84 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
19172. | Jakob (jakob170201) | 62.84 | 94% | 2022-05-15 |
19173. | Dr. (saddathasan) | 62.83 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
19174. | Zubair Ali (zubairali) | 62.83 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
19175. | Mark (praey) | 62.83 | 94% | 2021-01-20 |
19176. | Brydon (the_blackfish) | 62.83 | 95% | 2021-06-24 |
19177. | hmmmn (t0uot) | 62.83 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
19178. | Erik (pykuh) | 62.82 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
19179. | Yusuke (olinx) | 62.82 | 92% | 2016-09-20 |
19180. | David (miztersirr) | 62.82 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
19181. | Speed (transportation) | 62.82 | 93% | 2016-05-30 |
19182. | Binay (binayginodia) | 62.82 | 93% | 2016-06-07 |
19183. | Youssef (youssef_175) | 62.81 | 95% | 2023-06-19 |
19184. | Kean (kean_saneki) | 62.81 | 95.4% | 2021-02-05 |
19185. | Shyam (shyamb07) | 62.81 | 97% | 2017-08-05 |
19186. | averageplayer (averageplaye... | 62.80 | 96% | 2024-05-04 |
19187. | Calum (mumucaca) | 62.79 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
19188. | Steve (stevehawk) | 62.79 | 94% | 2018-01-04 |
19189. | Ryan (wolfhacker21) | 62.79 | 95% | 2021-09-06 |
19190. | cameron (the_chenger123) | 62.79 | 94% | 2015-11-23 |
19191. | Sazhuhy (sazhuhy) | 62.79 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
19192. | trakovsik (beyazzenci) | 62.78 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
19193. | Nav (nav713) | 62.78 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
19194. | Pedronz (pedronz) | 62.77 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
19195. | Manos (manospk) | 62.77 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
19196. | BlueberryMourning (blueberr... | 62.77 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
19197. | Bill (p0werc0rd0fjustice) | 62.77 | 92% | 2015-05-07 |
19198. | HuisbaasJR (ofbasecfin) | 62.76 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
19199. | UnDeRateD (underfire) | 62.76 | 94% | 2016-11-09 |
19200. | mnr (mn077) | 62.76 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |