Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36703. | Thun (saiyamuntai) | 40.30 | 90% | 2015-06-28 |
| 36704. | sheng (shengdudie) | 40.30 | 94% | 2015-06-29 |
| 36705. | Izdihar (daghada) | 40.30 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 36706. | Matthew (matthau) | 40.30 | 96% | 2013-12-15 |
| 36707. | John (dongle) | 40.29 | 94% | 2017-08-23 |
| 36708. | Candy (duke) | 40.28 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 36709. | joe (joeturner) | 40.28 | 88% | 2014-03-14 |
| 36710. | yen (utcung1305) | 40.28 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 36711. | Maty (akafukamaty) | 40.28 | 86% | 2014-08-07 |
| 36712. | Neshad (neshad87) | 40.28 | 95% | 2023-02-04 |
| 36713. | shaquille (urphat) | 40.28 | 94% | 2018-11-28 |
| 36714. | cr (cr23) | 40.27 | 94% | 2019-06-25 |
| 36715. | Ariq (crookey) | 40.27 | 94% | 2016-03-29 |
| 36716. | be (ti_ti) | 40.27 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 36717. | ha (vanha) | 40.27 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 36718. | T (jackdawed) | 40.27 | 92% | 2015-11-26 |
| 36719. | Jobbar (jobbars_sasa) | 40.26 | 92% | 2021-01-12 |
| 36720. | Thicczie (thicczie) | 40.26 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 36721. | kat (itskat_boba) | 40.26 | 95.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 36722. | Prateek (prateek2112) | 40.26 | 93% | 2021-03-25 |
| 36723. | jim (wolfebug) | 40.26 | 95.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 36724. | Brice (dracofirestar) | 40.26 | 89% | 2015-02-25 |
| 36725. | Faissal (faissalz) | 40.26 | 91% | 2018-02-12 |
| 36726. | Masmas (masmaske) | 40.25 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 36727. | aku (dimas12345) | 40.24 | 91% | 2016-03-31 |
| 36728. | H@rrY (harry001) | 40.24 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 36729. | paramita (paramitafitri) | 40.24 | 94% | 2013-02-10 |
| 36730. | amr (blackmailer) | 40.24 | 86% | 2015-06-07 |
| 36731. | Jeffrey (jeffmoore4815) | 40.24 | 94% | 2022-01-08 |
| 36732. | Jialuan (jialuan) | 40.23 | 92% | 2013-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |