The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4988. | Eleni (blossomhelen) | 115.12 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 4989. | Comeonn1 (comeonn1) | 115.12 | 95% | 2016-08-07 |
| 4990. | x (mxlxdx) | 115.12 | 99% | 2018-11-27 |
| 4991. | kqbmig (kqbmig) | 115.12 | 98% | 2014-03-30 |
| 4992. | m0nsteR (m0nsta321) | 115.11 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 4993. | Ricky (rickster88) | 115.10 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 4994. | Suhas (suhasmaddali007) | 115.10 | 99% | 2023-04-29 |
| 4995. | thegametwok (thegametwok) | 115.10 | 100% | 2017-02-18 |
| 4996. | Abby (holdyourhorses) | 115.10 | 99% | 2011-06-06 |
| 4997. | LILfeatha (lilfeatha) | 115.09 | — | 2009-04-05 |
| 4998. | Romans ✂ (romaninsh) | 115.09 | 97% | 2014-09-23 |
| 4999. | John (johnratchet3) | 115.08 | 99% | 2013-05-15 |
| 5000. | Jeron (pivotwind) | 115.08 | 99% | 2017-11-07 |
| 5001. | OU (ounurse) | 115.08 | — | 2009-05-29 |
| 5002. | Babu (pinklamborghini) | 115.07 | 99% | 2022-07-29 |
| 5003. | Spracle (spracle) | 115.07 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 5004. | athle (athle) | 115.06 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 5005. | J (jf31092) | 115.06 | 97% | 2014-04-16 |
| 5006. | Glaucoma (wngo22) | 115.06 | 90% | 2015-02-14 |
| 5007. | Firdaus (ecalyte) | 115.06 | 96% | 2013-05-14 |
| 5008. | Praise Jesus (distajo) | 115.06 | 97% | 2011-11-16 |
| 5009. | Neelie (neeliee) | 115.05 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 5010. | Derk (racen55) | 115.05 | 99% | 2023-09-26 |
| 5011. | Daniel (danielxzt) | 115.05 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 5012. | rk61 (lowda9) | 115.05 | 100% | 2018-02-09 |
| 5013. | Duncan (dkbrk) | 115.03 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 5014. | Eric (draydere) | 115.02 | 99% | 2022-10-16 |
| 5015. | David (dcoh91) | 115.02 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 5016. | //// (francov2) | 115.02 | 99% | 2019-10-11 |
| 5017. | Matthew (clubmeber) | 115.02 | 99% | 2017-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |