I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5085. | Erik (the__cpl) | 100.26 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 5086. | Emmy (mintcilantro) | 100.25 | 97.8% | 2024-06-14 |
| 5087. | Disambiguous (disambiguous) | 100.25 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 5088. | ジョン (johnr_) | 100.25 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 5089. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 100.25 | 96% | 2023-03-17 |
| 5090. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 100.25 | 100% | 2020-04-03 |
| 5091. | thebrettster (thebrettster) | 100.24 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 5092. | Warren (wjfleischer15) | 100.24 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
| 5093. | Ed (raptorofli) | 100.24 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 5094. | Davin (davintjong) | 100.24 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 5095. | Brendan (xen0) | 100.24 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 5096. | Kyle (ksil) | 100.24 | 94% | 2015-12-04 |
| 5097. | bc3109 (bc3109) | 100.23 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 5098. | Jason (lemonlime) | 100.23 | 93% | 2015-05-08 |
| 5099. | noob (nickpick) | 100.23 | 94% | 2016-07-03 |
| 5100. | Salar (iamtyga29) | 100.23 | 95% | 2016-04-17 |
| 5101. | Typo (wlofails) | 100.22 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 5102. | KreyAce (kreygames) | 100.22 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 5103. | Fish (fish753) | 100.22 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 5104. | Jake (shadow5253) | 100.21 | 99% | 2025-09-16 |
| 5105. | NinjR (gingerninjr) | 100.21 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 5106. | Yesune (yesune) | 100.20 | 98% | 2024-01-29 |
| 5107. | Nguyen (karolusmagnus) | 100.20 | 98% | 2019-11-03 |
| 5108. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 100.20 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5109. | Emil (awsomeemil25) | 100.19 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 5110. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 100.19 | 98.2% | 2023-07-10 |
| 5111. | Jeremy (neargood) | 100.18 | 98.7% | 2024-04-19 |
| 5112. | swichlite (swichlite) | 100.18 | 98% | 2025-09-26 |
| 5113. | Johnny (k5kk) | 100.18 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 5114. | Matt (xiemos) | 100.18 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |