The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5824. | Alyssa (burnsvegas) | 97.48 | 98% | 2020-02-20 |
| 5825. | my fingers aint fingering (... | 97.48 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 5826. | Steven (misterpear) | 97.47 | 88% | 2017-02-10 |
| 5827. | Sam (nubboi) | 97.47 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| 5828. | CLUMSYBLUNDER (clumsyblunder) | 97.46 | 97% | 2025-03-17 |
| 5829. | Joe (clauser) | 97.46 | 92% | 2014-01-18 |
| 5830. | HelloSputnik (nuge) | 97.46 | 89% | 2014-04-06 |
| 5831. | Eivind (myrddhin) | 97.46 | 96% | 2012-11-16 |
| 5832. | asdf (spelx) | 97.46 | 91% | 2015-05-14 |
| 5833. | ಠ_ಠ (fullofenergy) | 97.46 | 91% | 2011-05-06 |
| 5834. | Alec (lcpckp) | 97.45 | 97.8% | 2021-02-18 |
| 5835. | Drewski (drdrewski) | 97.45 | 98.5% | 2023-12-08 |
| 5836. | Mateusz (ccre) | 97.45 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 5837. | Storytime (sharlo) | 97.45 | 99% | 2019-03-03 |
| 5838. | Ev (finev) | 97.45 | 99% | 2016-05-11 |
| 5839. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 97.45 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 5840. | Nick (krupa1727) | 97.44 | 98.3% | 2024-10-30 |
| 5841. | Amii (wjeff1648) | 97.44 | 98% | 2024-06-30 |
| 5842. | Hi (vcorezz) | 97.44 | 98% | 2024-05-05 |
| 5843. | Bryan (nemicon) | 97.44 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5844. | Daniel (irrrlrvant) | 97.43 | 99% | 2021-08-04 |
| 5845. | Marko (alchemist1) | 97.43 | 99% | 2017-07-25 |
| 5846. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 97.42 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 5847. | The Tortoise (theman77) | 97.42 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 5848. | Rasdeyl (rasdeyl) | 97.42 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 5849. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 97.42 | 96% | 2015-12-07 |
| 5850. | Jonathon (swaggyphresh) | 97.42 | 94% | 2013-01-16 |
| 5851. | Uwarowite (uvarowite) | 97.41 | 96.3% | 2025-03-09 |
| 5852. | khearn (khearn) | 97.41 | 96% | 2012-04-29 |
| 5853. | bhilt (b_hiltune) | 97.41 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |