The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19588. | Quint (quintus7) | 72.82 | 97.5% | 2023-10-26 |
| 19589. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 72.82 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 19590. | Rhapsody (ballm0nster) | 72.82 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 19591. | Shaw (yudo_bohai) | 72.82 | 96.4% | 2021-02-24 |
| 19592. | Soleh (xolehahhh) | 72.82 | 96.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 19593. | z (zivry) | 72.82 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 19594. | （ゝω・）☆ (lightorz) | 72.82 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 19595. | Nikola (npintaric) | 72.82 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 19596. | Shotsov (shotsov_qvickly) | 72.82 | 94% | 2011-11-26 |
| 19597. | Christian Darcy (ozchrisoa) | 72.82 | 97% | 2015-11-03 |
| 19598. | Aligator (aigato) | 72.81 | 93% | 2015-04-21 |
| 19599. | j (movingmad) | 72.81 | 95.3% | 2021-02-10 |
| 19600. | Swaraj (swarajpande4) | 72.81 | 97% | 2020-06-27 |
| 19601. | Chris (chris979) | 72.81 | 95% | 2021-08-24 |
| 19602. | Samz (sam261) | 72.81 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 19603. | maks (boredmaks) | 72.81 | 93% | 2013-12-02 |
| 19604. | Willian (vasconcelosbrazilian) | 72.80 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 19605. | Bobby (senseibets) | 72.80 | 94% | 2021-03-08 |
| 19606. | Gabbie (gg13) | 72.80 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 19607. | Chonlathep (unlimitia) | 72.80 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 19608. | peacefulheart (peacefulheart) | 72.80 | 91% | 2017-05-26 |
| 19609. | Bianca (gramnes) | 72.80 | 88% | 2011-07-16 |
| 19610. | wiz (wizthethird) | 72.80 | 94% | 2012-10-15 |
| 19611. | Judah (rastalamm) | 72.80 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 19612. | Jaimher (jaimher) | 72.80 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 19613. | Steven (smfoote) | 72.79 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| 19614. | A (lvorg) | 72.79 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 19615. | Laura (theelvis) | 72.79 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
| 19616. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 72.79 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 19617. | JtG (jaylegee) | 72.79 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |