As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7553. | HyperioN (hyperion1138) | 89.62 | 96% | 2017-03-07 |
7554. | Jake (jakefromiowa) | 89.62 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
7555. | m4ge123 (m4ge123) | 89.62 | 94% | 2016-01-13 |
7556. | Rick (ricknpc) | 89.61 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
7557. | angel (angelllfoo) | 89.61 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
7558. | Christian (chrixsi) | 89.61 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
7559. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 89.61 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
7560. | Nyfo (nyfouno) | 89.60 | 99% | 2023-06-12 |
7561. | buhaN (buhan1337) | 89.60 | 98.2% | 2023-09-17 |
7562. | Kevin (lugardo) | 89.60 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
7563. | Raz (lotanraz) | 89.60 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
7564. | Walker (walkersutton) | 89.59 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
7565. | Russian (russianemu27) | 89.59 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
7566. | Zach (fightface) | 89.59 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
7567. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 89.59 | 96% | 2017-03-08 |
7568. | kim (kim369) | 89.58 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
7569. | Deleo_03 (de_leo) | 89.57 | 98.4% | 2024-04-24 |
7570. | Arga (argasaragih) | 89.57 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
7571. | Mathias (wizh) | 89.57 | 96% | 2015-10-14 |
7572. | Al (ragnaroksedge) | 89.56 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
7573. | Cripler (cripler07) | 89.56 | 96.5% | 2024-04-11 |
7574. | I don't (themanofaptitude) | 89.56 | 85% | 2015-10-22 |
7575. | David (dackerman) | 89.55 | 97% | 2024-07-21 |
7576. | sgstst (sgstst) | 89.55 | 96.7% | 2024-02-07 |
7577. | Michael (pizzadeliveryguy) | 89.55 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
7578. | SloMo (slomo1234) | 89.54 | 100% | 2023-04-18 |
7579. | Hehehoh3 (hehehoh) | 89.54 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
7580. | naviman (naviman) | 89.54 | 97% | 2016-12-31 |
7581. | Escobar Gaming (voldemort_i... | 89.53 | 98% | 2025-06-20 |
7582. | ACC [99 - 100] (dinoh_sandys) | 89.53 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |