The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22188. | Matías (tute_14) | 68.75 | 93% | 2011-12-31 |
| 22189. | 제주 (quicktortoise) | 68.75 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 22190. | 吳 (niky1979125) | 68.75 | 84% | 2012-05-23 |
| 22191. | LEdio (lediogjyzeli) | 68.75 | 92% | 2015-12-29 |
| 22192. | Amanda (salamanda) | 68.75 | 98% | 2014-06-18 |
| 22193. | Victor (tohorvic) | 68.74 | 95% | 2017-07-22 |
| 22194. | bob (lemonjuice) | 68.74 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 22195. | Half Moon Bay (skubo4) | 68.74 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 22196. | Eman (emanfast) | 68.74 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 22197. | V3ness (venessang) | 68.74 | 96% | 2021-12-23 |
| 22198. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 68.74 | 95.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 22199. | Di (di22) | 68.74 | 94% | 2014-12-29 |
| 22200. | Alexander (alekscadalin) | 68.74 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 22201. | 🦍Dead Memes🦍 (rottenf... | 68.74 | 93% | 2017-07-30 |
| 22202. | Neil (nizzel) | 68.74 | 91% | 2016-03-11 |
| 22203. | Marc (marcr) | 68.74 | 96% | 2015-02-20 |
| 22204. | Bill (obamayang420) | 68.73 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 22205. | Taylor (tiperteete) | 68.73 | 99% | 2021-08-05 |
| 22206. | Jack (jakmon777) | 68.73 | 92% | 2015-06-29 |
| 22207. | ig: erik_toledoo (pepegacha... | 68.73 | 95% | 2023-04-08 |
| 22208. | Mathias (wizh) | 68.73 | 93% | 2015-09-11 |
| 22209. | Carmen (carhifer) | 68.73 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 22210. | Raf (sskepta) | 68.73 | 95% | 2017-04-22 |
| 22211. | captain (fegit) | 68.72 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 22212. | {hil (yatusabe0712) | 68.72 | 92% | 2012-05-11 |
| 22213. | Joshua (jkm711) | 68.72 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| 22214. | Zachary (molotuff) | 68.72 | 92% | 2015-11-11 |
| 22215. | Zachary (zack1220) | 68.72 | 94% | 2012-12-16 |
| 22216. | y (ytasf) | 68.72 | 95% | 2012-08-22 |
| 22217. | Sushi (yinyang) | 68.72 | — | 2009-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |