Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1743. | Dingli (dinglichao) | 83.23 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 1744. | Urgency (urgency) | 83.22 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 1745. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 83.21 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1746. | Adnan (adnan11) | 83.19 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 1747. | DarkMunkey (doctorlizard) | 83.18 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1748. | xdlolxd (fildoox99) | 83.17 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 1749. | mmsmmsmms (aznbacon) | 83.15 | 98% | 2018-02-24 |
| 1750. | Jagonu (jagonu) | 83.13 | 94% | 2018-04-12 |
| 1751. | Henry (clifford_types) | 83.13 | 99% | 2019-06-13 |
| 1752. | Sam (flamincactus) | 83.12 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 1753. | Merrick (skmq) | 83.11 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1754. | Joe (bop1000) | 83.10 | 96% | 2019-12-08 |
| 1755. | barney (b4rn1k4) | 83.10 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1756. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 83.10 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
| 1757. | Sahil (sahilm) | 83.09 | 99% | 2018-11-27 |
| 1758. | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (sebastiuon) | 83.09 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 1759. | james (wizardywitch) | 83.08 | 96% | 2019-07-23 |
| 1760. | Peter (dletastar4) | 83.08 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 1761. | ChrisM22 (chrism22) | 83.07 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| 1762. | Ryan (ryanwalterg) | 83.07 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1763. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 83.07 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 1764. | Jack (jr9810) | 83.05 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
| 1765. | William (will562134) | 83.04 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 1766. | v (vlxu) | 83.04 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 1767. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 83.04 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 1768. | Ebli (flashking) | 83.03 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 1769. | Woooozzz (deezee666) | 83.03 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 1770. | randomoink (randomoink) | 83.03 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 1771. | Karry (karrywilliams223) | 83.02 | 98% | 2019-10-19 |
| 1772. | Janc (psyy1234) | 83.02 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |