I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13871. | Bruce (bamboozlwd) | 77.40 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 13872. | SAFLOL (saflol) | 77.40 | 96.6% | 2023-12-09 |
| 13873. | Jochwa (djoshuahebert) | 77.40 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 13874. | Max (brokenfax) | 77.40 | 96% | 2015-11-29 |
| 13875. | hugu4 (hugu4) | 77.39 | 97.1% | 2023-06-03 |
| 13876. | Iddy (iddy1997) | 77.39 | 95% | 2016-12-19 |
| 13877. | Alex (alex7r360) | 77.38 | 97% | 2016-01-05 |
| 13878. | Cody (codyiene) | 77.38 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 13879. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 77.38 | 92% | 2017-02-22 |
| 13880. | Opium (ohthatsopium) | 77.37 | 98% | 2025-04-18 |
| 13881. | Mythicalss (mythicalss) | 77.37 | 96% | 2022-12-24 |
| 13882. | elu02 (elu02) | 77.37 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 13883. | Yanterko (yanterko) | 77.37 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 13884. | iwayway (iwayway) | 77.37 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13885. | ballersmaller (ballersmaller) | 77.36 | 97% | 2024-05-03 |
| 13886. | M.Ha (manhha00) | 77.36 | 95% | 2016-07-19 |
| 13887. | ReTiRedz (retiredz) | 77.35 | 95% | 2021-11-06 |
| 13888. | Garben (garben) | 77.35 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 13889. | Sankalp (tablaboi) | 77.35 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13890. | y (y1266) | 77.35 | 97.4% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13891. | CrispyChrispy (crispychrispy) | 77.35 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13892. | Hunter (wizardhunter11) | 77.35 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 13893. | Gotta Blast! (chikin) | 77.35 | 90% | 2015-11-10 |
| 13894. | Cian (lagnic) | 77.35 | 95% | 2016-11-23 |
| 13895. | HzVee (hzvee) | 77.34 | 96% | 2016-10-07 |
| 13896. | George (turtlerocker) | 77.34 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 13897. | De Jong (bequiet13) | 77.33 | 95.9% | 2024-12-24 |
| 13898. | Desi (_aka5h) | 77.33 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 13899. | sean (tak32) | 77.33 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 13900. | Memeseeker (memeseeker) | 77.33 | 94.9% | 2021-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |