So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12250. | (derryck) | 80.81 | 96% | 2013-01-14 |
| 12251. | (codeinebryant) | 80.81 | 97% | 2016-12-19 |
| 12252. | (zakizamzami) | 80.81 | 95% | 2018-09-01 |
| 12253. | (aidan810) | 80.81 | 93% | 2013-03-24 |
| 12254. | (nanasheen) | 80.80 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 12255. | (tombaxter1) | 80.80 | 94% | 2012-11-15 |
| 12256. | (jarrrrett) | 80.80 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
| 12257. | (dqueen92) | 80.80 | 97.2% | 2021-02-25 |
| 12258. | Bella (kaninekrunchies) | 80.80 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 12259. | (huntysk) | 80.80 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 12260. | (youngjug) | 80.80 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 12261. | (folter) | 80.80 | 97% | 2012-10-31 |
| 12262. | (kaorud) | 80.80 | 96% | 2011-07-09 |
| 12263. | (mikelee543) | 80.80 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 12264. | (anonymoushack) | 80.80 | 96% | 2016-04-26 |
| 12265. | (jonecon) | 80.80 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
| 12266. | (ryryt) | 80.79 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| 12267. | (prosperhuang) | 80.79 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 12268. | (koald) | 80.79 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 12269. | (frangio) | 80.79 | — | 2010-10-02 |
| 12270. | AtM5 (araconda) | 80.79 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 12271. | (wizard_of_ooze) | 80.79 | 93% | 2016-07-05 |
| 12272. | Jamee (jhaque17) | 80.79 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
| 12273. | (indiff) | 80.79 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 12274. | Reginald (aret) | 80.78 | 89% | 2012-05-10 |
| 12275. | (spiderjaw) | 80.78 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 12276. | (fazetyperrr) | 80.78 | 92% | 2015-12-15 |
| 12277. | (ruben112alejandro) | 80.78 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 12278. | (myrstival) | 80.77 | 99% | 2019-10-26 |
| 12279. | (springfinger) | 80.77 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |