As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5068. | Big (pookpok) | 97.20 | 99% | 2021-05-11 |
| 5069. | Dongerlord (thedongerlord) | 97.20 | 98% | 2020-01-03 |
| 5070. | thefallenrat (_rat_) | 97.20 | 98% | 2021-04-25 |
| 5071. | Alex (spirache0830) | 97.19 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 5072. | Ajay (fnxl) | 97.19 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 5073. | Bobby (bobbyv) | 97.18 | 97% | 2017-04-27 |
| 5074. | Marcellus (krouthen) | 97.17 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 5075. | -__- (chocoluvr) | 97.16 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
| 5076. | mariah (serialfriend) | 97.16 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
| 5077. | Jondoeyes (jondoeyes) | 97.14 | 96.4% | 2023-12-17 |
| 5078. | Andy Yusuf (twinsgroup) | 97.14 | 92% | 2016-03-14 |
| 5079. | Michael (pioverlord) | 97.14 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 5080. | Sammy (ozymandis) | 97.13 | 95.9% | 2024-03-04 |
| 5081. | Shadhul (speedsterr) | 97.13 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 5082. | Daniel (danielchoy95) | 97.12 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
| 5083. | LeBaby (funnypoopyeater) | 97.11 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 5084. | Caramel (saltyourcaramel) | 97.10 | 98.6% | 2024-07-30 |
| 5085. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 97.10 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 5086. | Wise (wiseuser) | 97.10 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 5087. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 97.10 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 5088. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 97.09 | 99.1% | 2023-07-05 |
| 5089. | Renaldas (darbinispasatas) | 97.09 | 98% | 2023-01-02 |
| 5090. | 312211 (312211) | 97.09 | 97% | 2017-04-19 |
| 5091. | Spiders (spoonfulofspiders) | 97.09 | 92% | 2016-07-26 |
| 5092. | Akis (kira8975) | 97.09 | 93% | 2015-10-02 |
| 5093. | babao (babao) | 97.08 | 97.6% | 2023-06-01 |
| 5094. | Cindy (slipps243) | 97.08 | 95% | 2017-04-28 |
| 5095. | Arthur (artnet) | 97.08 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 5096. | Naresh (303nash) | 97.07 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 5097. | Tommy (ivalice) | 97.07 | 95% | 2017-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |