And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
10946. | Anandan (anandan) | 95.45 | 87% | 2013-05-09 |
10947. | Ethan (beyblade727) | 95.45 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
10948. | jm (johnmd07) | 95.45 | — | 2009-04-24 |
10949. | Adam (adamcapo) | 95.44 | — | 2009-04-29 |
10950. | Jake (four_cigarettes) | 95.44 | 92% | 2015-12-07 |
10951. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 95.44 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
10952. | Declan (decmasta) | 95.44 | 98% | 2014-11-16 |
10953. | 1834 (busey) | 95.44 | 97% | 2017-01-14 |
10954. | Stef (defiledvomit) | 95.43 | 95% | 2016-03-01 |
10955. | Poscow (poscow) | 95.43 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
10956. | Chris (silentwraith164) | 95.43 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
10957. | Shibasis (ship9x) | 95.42 | 99% | 2023-09-06 |
10958. | TeamMYS (iambryan1234) | 95.42 | 94% | 2017-01-08 |
10959. | Russ (rustyautoparts) | 95.42 | 98% | 2016-09-30 |
10960. | C3_l357E (sufyandaredevil) | 95.42 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
10961. | ♠♠♠सुजित ... | 95.42 | 96% | 2011-07-07 |
10962. | Gustaf (gusco933) | 95.41 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
10963. | nadoushi (nadoushi) | 95.41 | 97% | 2013-09-13 |
10964. | quirino (codeforces) | 95.41 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
10965. | Wise (wiseuser) | 95.41 | 99% | 2022-06-29 |
10966. | Ibrahim (platon) | 95.41 | 95% | 2021-09-19 |
10967. | jakkdl (jakkdl) | 95.41 | 96% | 2014-07-15 |
10968. | Dan (danhasalamb) | 95.40 | — | 2008-08-27 |
10969. | Jean (orangedrum) | 95.40 | 99% | 2020-11-12 |
10970. | ortho (orthonoob) | 95.39 | 98% | 2019-06-22 |
10971. | Stephen (stephen_17) | 95.39 | 95% | 2013-10-12 |
10972. | Noxellar (noxellar) | 95.39 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
10973. | they used to say we would n... | 95.39 | 98% | 2019-05-23 |
10974. | Josef (commiesans) | 95.38 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
10975. | Jonas (jnshey) | 95.38 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 118,747 | 84.42 | July 27, 2008 |
Long Texts | 184 | 73.83 | January 3, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 116 | 87.17 | March 29, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |