Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39150. | daniel (danielmichaelraj) | 32.63 | 92% | 2017-06-07 |
| 39151. | ninh (haininh1269) | 32.63 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 39152. | saugat (typersaugat) | 32.62 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 39153. | Gertrude (le_grinch) | 32.62 | 94% | 2020-05-14 |
| 39154. | Jaha (datskie) | 32.62 | 91% | 2011-09-16 |
| 39155. | Oskar (oskarrnn) | 32.61 | 93% | 2018-12-31 |
| 39156. | Alican (alicangoral) | 32.60 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 39157. | Shane (shanelyons1020) | 32.60 | 91% | 2020-12-08 |
| 39158. | Aaron (me1r) | 32.60 | 94.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 39159. | James (jamesdupont) | 32.60 | 92% | 2018-01-07 |
| 39160. | Will (mejjete) | 32.59 | 92% | 2021-05-15 |
| 39161. | Thanasit (mobiga) | 32.59 | 90% | 2011-09-09 |
| 39162. | naren (demontyper) | 32.59 | 93% | 2011-06-21 |
| 39163. | Daniel (danielking) | 32.59 | 84% | 2016-02-29 |
| 39164. | Peter (ppeett11) | 32.58 | 94% | 2020-10-12 |
| 39165. | Elena (lenapig) | 32.58 | 96% | 2017-11-19 |
| 39166. | bal (balgovind) | 32.57 | — | 2010-01-14 |
| 39167. | Rafoz (wireless9) | 32.57 | 94% | 2019-02-09 |
| 39168. | VinÃcius (yamatano) | 32.56 | 84% | 2013-09-26 |
| 39169. | Nourhan (nourhan_hanna) | 32.56 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 39170. | Kon (konnn) | 32.56 | 92% | 2014-06-27 |
| 39171. | BOOM bit GET OUT DA WAY GET... | 32.56 | 86% | 2014-02-11 |
| 39172. | Habeeb (habeeb7) | 32.56 | 83% | 2013-10-13 |
| 39173. | bullockcart (ajs005) | 32.55 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 39174. | Penguin (peguin_lv) | 32.55 | 94% | 2022-09-30 |
| 39175. | TokoHana (tokohana1) | 32.54 | 92% | 2021-02-08 |
| 39176. | N (greatkit) | 32.54 | 93% | 2015-07-20 |
| 39177. | Excuse You (heroesboss) | 32.52 | 87% | 2012-05-24 |
| 39178. | M (mira_962) | 32.51 | 94% | 2022-01-08 |
| 39179. | Mohamed (svalleystar) | 32.51 | 95% | 2022-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |