As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24168. | Arshi (arshi_7) | 50.33 | 95% | 2023-08-28 |
24169. | Jack (turtlejack) | 50.33 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
24170. | AminGo (amingo) | 50.32 | 95% | 2019-09-06 |
24171. | Enzo (yujiro144) | 50.31 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
24172. | Nahin (nahin_r) | 50.31 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
24173. | Steph (hatorihanzo) | 50.31 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
24174. | Martin (maniacal_martin) | 50.31 | 95% | 2019-06-01 |
24175. | Toby (tobiasharry) | 50.31 | 86% | 2017-02-09 |
24176. | Tüpnük (tupnuk_piki) | 50.30 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
24177. | jiji (jiji123) | 50.30 | 98.2% | 2021-02-14 |
24178. | Pigeon (knipo) | 50.30 | 94.9% | 2021-02-18 |
24179. | Yerke (middle_asia) | 50.30 | 88% | 2017-04-08 |
24180. | Paul (paulm_drive) | 50.30 | 93% | 2017-06-03 |
24181. | Kaden (lifeshappy) | 50.29 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
24182. | CManyDinosaur (manydinosaur) | 50.28 | 97% | 2022-02-26 |
24183. | Joao (joaomendonca) | 50.28 | 99% | 2020-11-05 |
24184. | Learning Colemak (wipyflow) | 50.27 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
24185. | Gary (daredevil1962) | 50.27 | 97.8% | 2023-06-01 |
24186. | Jean (naisha04) | 50.27 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
24187. | Mutta (rcprem) | 50.27 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
24188. | Marc (german8ter) | 50.27 | 90% | 2016-04-22 |
24189. | Chris (chriscole21) | 50.26 | 95% | 2018-09-13 |
24190. | zarjuna (zarjuna96) | 50.26 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
24191. | BathTime (daddysbathtime) | 50.26 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
24192. | Kimberlysu (kimsue1013) | 50.26 | 80% | 2016-05-11 |
24193. | shashank (shashank3900) | 50.26 | 96% | 2015-07-21 |
24194. | Mr (mr_quick) | 50.26 | 95% | 2017-04-26 |
24195. | private (awwi) | 50.25 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
24196. | Tsunami (bmo12) | 50.25 | 94% | 2021-09-07 |
24197. | jimmy (zojim) | 50.24 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |