The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11998. | suhayb (suhayb) | 42.95 | 87% | 2016-12-24 |
| 11999. | marvid (902marvid) | 42.95 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 12000. | Filipe (fgsguedes) | 42.95 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 12001. | Rome (rome90) | 42.95 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 12002. | emma (emmali) | 42.95 | 95% | 2011-05-30 |
| 12003. | name (crsparks) | 42.94 | 85% | 2016-01-23 |
| 12004. | Jake (jake360) | 42.94 | 94% | 2019-03-06 |
| 12005. | max (poisenarrow09) | 42.93 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 12006. | M (ml19) | 42.93 | 93.2% | 2021-01-30 |
| 12007. | manisha (manikapoor) | 42.93 | 95% | 2011-09-02 |
| 12008. | Paula (paulapgomes) | 42.93 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 12009. | Nguyen Thanh (thanhvy199) | 42.93 | 94% | 2011-06-21 |
| 12010. | lucious (lucioustony) | 42.92 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 12011. | Omer (omerdan) | 42.92 | 95% | 2013-09-03 |
| 12012. | Sardar (sampan) | 42.92 | 93% | 2014-02-20 |
| 12013. | Naima (naimaiman) | 42.92 | 99% | 2023-06-23 |
| 12014. | Tonho (t0nhou) | 42.91 | 95% | 2021-05-31 |
| 12015. | Anton (alejendaryguy) | 42.91 | 95% | 2020-07-21 |
| 12016. | ninjamaster (winstonuber) | 42.91 | 93% | 2022-12-13 |
| 12017. | potato0329 (potato0329) | 42.91 | 94% | 2021-03-20 |
| 12018. | Annette (gadonl) | 42.91 | 95% | 2014-03-17 |
| 12019. | ragnarklavan (ragnarklavan) | 42.90 | 91.4% | 2023-09-25 |
| 12020. | Priyanka (priyankapunetha) | 42.90 | 97% | 2021-02-22 |
| 12021. | Hong (hong41) | 42.90 | 92% | 2021-12-21 |
| 12022. | Rapha (17r12m96k) | 42.89 | 94% | 2012-12-28 |
| 12023. | Joel (joel_lalu) | 42.89 | 91% | 2015-09-16 |
| 12024. | haldor (haldorrr) | 42.89 | 94% | 2018-01-15 |
| 12025. | sybell john sajan (sybell) | 42.88 | 94% | 2013-04-11 |
| 12026. | freya clare (freyaclare) | 42.88 | 100% | 2012-02-24 |
| 12027. | Borik (slow17hand) | 42.88 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |