As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17377. | Marvin (super_nam) | 67.11 | 96% | 2020-03-10 |
| 17378. | genesis (grimmer) | 67.11 | 96.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 17379. | Ashar (technomencer) | 67.10 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 17380. | Azjargal (typer_knight) | 67.10 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 17381. | Omega (noahshorr) | 67.10 | 97% | 2017-01-25 |
| 17382. | javed (javed9) | 67.09 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| 17383. | Kevin (kevin_zhang) | 67.09 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 17384. | AnnAnn (luckyanthonyan) | 67.09 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 17385. | Alexander (solchild) | 67.09 | 96% | 2021-02-20 |
| 17386. | NekokeN (hr47) | 67.09 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 17387. | Asterios (jetmeestard) | 67.08 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 17388. | degen (_rrottingg_) | 67.08 | 93% | 2022-01-28 |
| 17389. | ariel (44tech_) | 67.08 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
| 17390. | Sayee (xenonxe) | 67.08 | 96% | 2022-03-26 |
| 17391. | Cuong (thecuongtheieu) | 67.08 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 17392. | Hanchy (hanchyguy) | 67.08 | 92% | 2016-05-13 |
| 17393. | Winston (winstonearnest) | 67.07 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 17394. | Amit (amitkarmakar13) | 67.07 | 86% | 2016-04-04 |
| 17395. | Shawn (shawtyper) | 67.07 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 17396. | ChengYue (dongchengyue) | 67.07 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 17397. | x (xyzxyz) | 67.07 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
| 17398. | ameb (ameb) | 67.06 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 17399. | peter (peterfan) | 67.06 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 17400. | Manish (manishmalaviya) | 67.06 | 100% | 2018-03-06 |
| 17401. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 67.06 | 93% | 2015-10-15 |
| 17402. | maia (maiaau) | 67.05 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
| 17403. | Daphne (trippyonions) | 67.05 | 95.9% | 2024-09-28 |
| 17404. | Paulius (konstruktorius) | 67.05 | 96.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 17405. | Mighty (min111) | 67.05 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 17406. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 67.05 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |