Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 873. | Jaka (jakvrh1) | 100.60 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 874. | ಠ_ಥ (torgunz) | 100.60 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 875. | Ted (macfan) | 100.53 | 100% | 2019-03-01 |
| 876. | grep (greps) | 100.51 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 877. | Jason (ironfisttexas) | 100.49 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 878. | Korn (themageduck) | 100.48 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| 879. | Mark (harkmollis) | 100.44 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 880. | Steven (bigolblackboi) | 100.42 | 99% | 2018-03-08 |
| 881. | Chris (chriswck) | 100.42 | 99% | 2020-06-11 |
| 882. | Tim (timbalo) | 100.41 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 883. | yong (topcool) | 100.40 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 884. | Chad (chadyu9) | 100.39 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
| 885. | 65best (65best) | 100.37 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 886. | Tesseract (tesseractcat) | 100.32 | 99% | 2018-10-10 |
| 887. | Paul (retropixel99) | 100.32 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
| 888. | Tyler (tjang) | 100.32 | 99% | 2019-05-28 |
| 889. | DMaz (winstondouble) | 100.30 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
| 890. | Akshar (aksharchrome) | 100.30 | 99% | 2018-08-08 |
| 891. | thebes (thebes) | 100.28 | 99% | 2019-09-29 |
| 892. | Henrik (iupgrade) | 100.27 | 99% | 2020-08-30 |
| 893. | Xemor (xemor) | 100.26 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 894. | Yulong (ametatsu) | 100.21 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 895. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 100.18 | 99% | 2020-08-02 |
| 896. | Douglas (krakeneggs) | 100.12 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
| 897. | Torsten (thorman42) | 100.10 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
| 898. | Kevin (kevone) | 100.09 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 899. | on earth, as it is in heave... | 100.09 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
| 900. | N (nitruo) | 100.09 | 99% | 2019-02-24 |
| 901. | Matthew (matthewseely) | 100.07 | 98% | 2020-01-21 |
| 902. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 100.07 | 99% | 2019-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |