As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2029. | Kuiper (kuiper530) | 112.56 | 100% | 2016-02-26 |
2030. | octopus58 (octopus58) | 112.56 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
2031. | Financier (financier) | 112.56 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
2032. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 112.55 | 98.1% | 2023-08-02 |
2033. | dead (karovin) | 112.55 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
2034. | Alex (sweethoneytea) | 112.54 | 95% | 2016-06-28 |
2035. | Bakugo (respiro72) | 112.54 | 98% | 2022-02-26 |
2036. | David (elhipercubo) | 112.54 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
2037. | ChK (chkg2a) | 112.52 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
2038. | Carmel (m_carmel) | 112.52 | 99.1% | 2025-02-17 |
2039. | Frenzy (phrenzy) | 112.52 | 95% | 2016-09-05 |
2040. | kayda layda (kaydalayda) | 112.51 | 99% | 2024-03-16 |
2041. | slow (slowtyper8888) | 112.51 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
2042. | David (fzbx9500) | 112.50 | 99.3% | 2025-01-15 |
2043. | Bao (rogeratbao) | 112.49 | 95% | 2016-01-04 |
2044. | Thomas (loboru) | 112.49 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
2045. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 112.48 | 99% | 2021-05-25 |
2046. | Khadea (charter) | 112.47 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
2047. | AirFilled (airfilled) | 112.46 | 98.6% | 2024-07-08 |
2048. | Itamar K. (itakor9) | 112.46 | 97% | 2018-06-03 |
2049. | Tootels (joenasha10) | 112.46 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
2050. | Anton (hiya24) | 112.46 | 98% | 2017-06-20 |
2051. | Kristy (danse_macabre) | 112.44 | 92% | 2016-08-20 |
2052. | Rob (pitzthistlewits) | 112.43 | 99% | 2017-11-25 |
2053. | rhze (professor_pyg) | 112.43 | 97% | 2024-08-05 |
2054. | BanjoBoss (banjoboss) | 112.42 | 99.5% | 2024-04-11 |
2055. | Jedidiah (puisanberg) | 112.40 | 96.3% | 2023-05-15 |
2056. | Ryan (gaunt) | 112.39 | 100% | 2015-12-03 |
2057. | こお (koo_ty) | 112.38 | 97.9% | 2023-07-31 |
2058. | immikeylee (immikeylee) | 112.38 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |