I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1782. | nam (doongly) | 117.38 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1783. | tstats[yju98039] (yju98039) | 117.37 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 1784. | Gerry (gl701) | 117.36 | 99% | 2022-03-12 |
| 1785. | wow i suck a lot ! (glacier... | 117.36 | 95% | 2017-12-28 |
| 1786. | K (fornewleaves) | 117.36 | 97% | 2015-07-11 |
| 1787. | Bizarro (breakdown118) | 117.34 | 98% | 2023-10-24 |
| 1788. | AAAAAA (yokelman) | 117.34 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 1789. | Charles (charlesduran27) | 117.34 | 99% | 2022-02-02 |
| 1790. | Mulosh (mulosh) | 117.33 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
| 1791. | M (poptropica979) | 117.33 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 1792. | Conor (ulcha2) | 117.32 | 97.8% | 2024-10-04 |
| 1793. | ratbastard (mattbierwirth) | 117.32 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 1794. | what it do (argig) | 117.32 | 95% | 2016-05-23 |
| 1795. | Smudge (cuteboi) | 117.31 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 1796. | Joshua (shmucky) | 117.27 | 99.5% | 2025-03-09 |
| 1797. | Minnie (dalamus) | 117.27 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 1798. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 117.26 | 99% | 2021-03-22 |
| 1799. | Maddy (mb1132) | 117.26 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 1800. | Mozzaq (mozzaq) | 117.24 | 100% | 2021-02-23 |
| 1801. | ro (ro_catperson) | 117.23 | 97.8% | 2021-01-31 |
| 1802. | Joe (ohheyitsjoe) | 117.23 | 99% | 2021-01-17 |
| 1803. | aqibm (aqibm) | 117.22 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1804. | RSapZ (rnoobz) | 117.21 | 98% | 2025-05-14 |
| 1805. | Will (williamwang) | 117.21 | 99% | 2022-09-05 |
| 1806. | Alex (juleshue) | 117.21 | 98% | 2019-08-28 |
| 1807. | tstats[galaxyafk] (galaxyafk) | 117.21 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 1808. | ابن المر (ibnalmer) | 117.19 | 99% | 2022-10-20 |
| 1809. | Ryan (ryanp_me) | 117.19 | 93% | 2016-10-20 |
| 1810. | Erick (pods1) | 117.19 | 98% | 2016-03-25 |
| 1811. | (jlpt) | 117.18 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |