As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16259. | 0110 (regal_0110) | 65.09 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
16260. | Tomasz (toumash) | 65.09 | 96% | 2016-07-15 |
16261. | ✌︎Clayze (caleb_higared... | 65.09 | 93% | 2016-06-03 |
16262. | pigeonmilk (pigeonmilk) | 65.08 | 88% | 2015-07-23 |
16263. | Jerome (jerome251998) | 65.08 | 99% | 2021-04-02 |
16264. | hollup (frankzzzzzzz) | 65.08 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
16265. | DrKip (kip93339) | 65.07 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
16266. | Krimmson (wrk4thjkr) | 65.07 | 95% | 2022-09-01 |
16267. | Ben (bicapitalization) | 65.06 | 96% | 2017-12-17 |
16268. | tenny (tennylol) | 65.06 | 96.8% | 2023-10-29 |
16269. | Caleb (balecus53) | 65.06 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
16270. | niteshnoob (nitesh369) | 65.05 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
16271. | Kris (kwasiak) | 65.05 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
16272. | Boo (itsmel) | 65.05 | 89% | 2016-05-20 |
16273. | Joshtopher (joshtopher) | 65.05 | 95% | 2017-02-16 |
16274. | Tuzy (tuzy) | 65.05 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
16275. | Victor (ninjustice) | 65.04 | 95% | 2024-01-28 |
16276. | damafps (damafps) | 65.04 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
16277. | jp (jetalidro) | 65.04 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
16278. | Philip (winlaneorafk) | 65.04 | 95% | 2017-10-15 |
16279. | Martin (mrtnwilliam) | 65.04 | 95% | 2016-12-12 |
16280. | Cody (ayomah) | 65.03 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
16281. | imslowaf (imslowafuwu) | 65.03 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
16282. | djole (djole) | 65.03 | 93% | 2016-06-17 |
16283. | anguelo (anguelo_colemakdh) | 65.02 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
16284. | shanky (shankyk) | 65.02 | 93% | 2015-08-26 |
16285. | arif (hmmmnotokay) | 65.02 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
16286. | Chris (cripsballin) | 65.01 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
16287. | Gopal Krishna (krisssssh) | 65.00 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
16288. | sasidhar (bugatti689) | 65.00 | 95% | 2023-09-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |