So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33897. | cindy (cimba326) | 44.87 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 33898. | Brain (brainfreeze) | 44.87 | 95% | 2015-03-26 |
| 33899. | MRBC (mrbc) | 44.86 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
| 33900. | srikant (srikantdash) | 44.86 | 90% | 2013-02-19 |
| 33901. | Rafael (rafi) | 44.86 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 33902. | Pien (aukaukau2000) | 44.86 | 98% | 2011-08-14 |
| 33903. | Underdog26 (underdog26) | 44.85 | 93% | 2023-04-11 |
| 33904. | Néliton (viniotario) | 44.85 | 93% | 2022-11-07 |
| 33905. | saumitra (smtrd3) | 44.85 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
| 33906. | humisar (humisar) | 44.85 | 94% | 2021-07-22 |
| 33907. | Rahul (rahulprabhu) | 44.85 | 88% | 2011-06-14 |
| 33908. | Onie (onie23) | 44.84 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 33909. | Raj (king_vegeta) | 44.84 | 94% | 2022-11-30 |
| 33910. | Tushar (perxshar) | 44.84 | 91% | 2013-12-09 |
| 33911. | Nadya (pisangcoklat) | 44.84 | 88% | 2016-11-30 |
| 33912. | http://www.facebook.com/ash... | 44.84 | 94% | 2011-12-17 |
| 33913. | AFK (nub_typer_sourav) | 44.83 | 92% | 2022-05-05 |
| 33914. | Ricky (windfung) | 44.83 | 95% | 2011-05-16 |
| 33915. | Mondit (hlex24) | 44.83 | 78% | 2016-07-04 |
| 33916. | shadowsknife (shadowsknife) | 44.82 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 33917. | titou (liltits) | 44.82 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 33918. | Bbbyb (bbbyb) | 44.82 | 94% | 2022-01-11 |
| 33919. | Greg (katono) | 44.82 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
| 33920. | Patrik (pgdth) | 44.82 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 33921. | Fazli (fazli1702) | 44.82 | 93% | 2019-10-25 |
| 33922. | aaliyah (super_star) | 44.82 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 33923. | shaarad (shaaraddalvi) | 44.81 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 33924. | J E S T E R 18 (j_e_s_t_e_r... | 44.81 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 33925. | Caroline (groovis82) | 44.81 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 33926. | bekbolsun (bekbolsunn) | 44.80 | 92% | 2023-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |