As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6398. | Fons (fonsie89) | 92.99 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 6399. | Zach (malkyie) | 92.99 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 6400. | Anonymous (ballistic_kraken) | 92.99 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 6401. | horus (horus44) | 92.99 | 95% | 2022-02-27 |
| 6402. | Antony (masternub) | 92.98 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 6403. | Herrah (neiljmth) | 92.98 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 6404. | dave (noonzz) | 92.98 | 96% | 2016-02-22 |
| 6405. | Nat (nat221b) | 92.98 | 97.2% | 2023-08-14 |
| 6406. | KH (gpx2ero) | 92.98 | 98% | 2016-08-24 |
| 6407. | Rorie (roriekun) | 92.98 | 97% | 2021-02-01 |
| 6408. | Grey (grey2) | 92.98 | 99% | 2022-09-06 |
| 6409. | Abbacchio (abbacchio) | 92.97 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 6410. | Sarao Jeepney (kingoftheroad) | 92.97 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 6411. | Miq (karmik) | 92.97 | 96% | 2016-09-24 |
| 6412. | Ardy (ardyyy) | 92.96 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 6413. | Hiroc (hiroc2025) | 92.96 | 97.1% | 2025-03-13 |
| 6414. | 100accuracy (boom50) | 92.95 | 99.3% | 2024-03-09 |
| 6415. | Windblast86 (windblast86) | 92.95 | 98% | 2023-12-18 |
| 6416. | Aki (ryotto) | 92.95 | 95% | 2016-11-09 |
| 6417. | Phin (phinttv) | 92.95 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 6418. | 100=Happy (quinn55) | 92.94 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 6419. | l0ve (viperlord) | 92.94 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 6420. | Joie (jliba12) | 92.94 | 90% | 2015-05-14 |
| 6421. | Matthew (matthew_hall2) | 92.93 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 6422. | htiduJ (judithf) | 92.93 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 6423. | Rakean (niko2847) | 92.93 | 98% | 2016-07-16 |
| 6424. | John (omster83) | 92.92 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 6425. | s3Bz (reganisgod) | 92.92 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 6426. | Jono (jono2686) | 92.91 | 98% | 2023-10-24 |
| 6427. | Anis (anis22) | 92.91 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |