So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4962. | Deez N. (butterfingazz) | 98.69 | 92% | 2016-01-18 |
| 4963. | epic (_epic_l4d2) | 98.69 | 18% | 2011-08-17 |
| 4964. | Dani (sirnarwhalbacon) | 98.68 | 97% | 2013-11-14 |
| 4965. | terence (teeyau) | 98.68 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 4966. | α+ßx+ε (wrodar) | 98.68 | 98% | 2014-10-18 |
| 4967. | Ninfia (ninfia) | 98.67 | 92% | 2014-12-28 |
| 4968. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 98.67 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 4969. | Lucas (supermug) | 98.66 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 4970. | (ronnie15) | 98.66 | 97% | 2012-10-03 |
| 4971. | Cheryl (portia75) | 98.66 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 4972. | Jared (furukie) | 98.65 | 95% | 2013-04-19 |
| 4973. | Tats (tatss) | 98.64 | 99% | 2021-03-21 |
| 4974. | Mike (mike_dvorak) | 98.64 | 95% | 2013-07-20 |
| 4975. | :) (dreikaiser) | 98.64 | 91% | 2016-03-17 |
| 4976. | Caleb (pupilwarrior) | 98.63 | 97% | 2012-07-01 |
| 4977. | Lord (planta) | 98.62 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 4978. | Manatsawin (willwill) | 98.61 | 94% | 2013-07-11 |
| 4979. | unknownstuffs (unknownstuffs) | 98.61 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 4980. | Terru (rizzden) | 98.61 | 87% | 2015-10-01 |
| 4981. | (tomathon) | 98.60 | 99% | 2021-06-25 |
| 4982. | Muhammad (ryan_typingwithryan) | 98.59 | 98.8% | 2023-10-09 |
| 4983. | Abimael (insane2ko) | 98.58 | 98% | 2015-11-29 |
| 4984. | (tdai698) | 98.58 | 98% | 2013-06-13 |
| 4985. | (kaysitt) | 98.58 | 97% | 2014-02-17 |
| 4986. | Sam (generaltrivium) | 98.58 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 4987. | (realkingofgames) | 98.57 | 99% | 2022-02-21 |
| 4988. | Otávio (stridoca) | 98.57 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 4989. | Drake (drakeneo) | 98.57 | 95% | 2015-12-07 |
| 4990. | Xamists (xamists) | 98.57 | 96% | 2016-06-09 |
| 4991. | (pomcuter) | 98.57 | 99% | 2023-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |