Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7671. | Zoat (zoat) | 82.67 | 96% | 2025-11-04 |
| 7672. | Julio (massiveshrimpgang) | 82.67 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 7673. | tiramisu (typist786) | 82.67 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
| 7674. | Luke (squirreltimee) | 82.67 | 95% | 2022-03-26 |
| 7675. | MEN (menmentsu) | 82.67 | 95% | 2019-03-12 |
| 7676. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 82.66 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 7677. | Cripler (cripler07) | 82.66 | 95.7% | 2024-04-20 |
| 7678. | Collin (cxlliin_) | 82.66 | 96% | 2022-09-16 |
| 7679. | Steve (xonev_dvorak) | 82.66 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 7680. | David (firebat31) | 82.65 | 96% | 2024-12-24 |
| 7681. | PickleCork (proogle_can) | 82.65 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 7682. | Hoang Anh (awkwardhoanh) | 82.64 | 96.1% | 2023-11-20 |
| 7683. | ♕₭ING♕ (norman0123) | 82.64 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 7684. | Niklas (niklash) | 82.63 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 7685. | xdm (cbk808) | 82.62 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 7686. | prisonarrow (fivethirtyeight) | 82.62 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 7687. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 82.61 | 96% | 2025-11-04 |
| 7688. | Protein (rsandland) | 82.61 | 97.9% | 2023-11-04 |
| 7689. | Andrew (rentor) | 82.61 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 7690. | Will (윌) (willwang) | 82.61 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
| 7691. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 82.60 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 7692. | stayquietpeasants (neotitan... | 82.60 | 96% | 2025-04-25 |
| 7693. | a (pasta3) | 82.60 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 7694. | iquee (jeptha) | 82.59 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 7695. | netty (breadwitch) | 82.59 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
| 7696. | Lachlan (toomenvy) | 82.59 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 7697. | Marek (baumeef) | 82.58 | 92% | 2022-11-26 |
| 7698. | Gene (alterra_au) | 82.58 | 97.7% | 2021-02-13 |
| 7699. | Leon (bluesunset) | 82.58 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 7700. | llama (staplyman) | 82.57 | 95% | 2019-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |