When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14772. | fixing my acc (doofenshmirtz1) | 70.93 | 94.8% | 2023-06-08 |
| 14773. | Phan (hed_wig) | 70.93 | 95% | 2019-11-27 |
| 14774. | arboy (arbusion) | 70.93 | 93% | 2017-05-09 |
| 14775. | simon (chainsawteeth) | 70.92 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 14776. | shadmehr (megacrocodile) | 70.92 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 14777. | Siddhanth (sidmastaflex) | 70.92 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 14778. | gustav (knuten) | 70.91 | 94% | 2017-09-24 |
| 14779. | Corbin (shaelamaar) | 70.91 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| 14780. | asian (hugeterror) | 70.91 | 94% | 2021-10-08 |
| 14781. | patrick (mariokb) | 70.91 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 14782. | Jayan (jayan12) | 70.91 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 14783. | Reptilepenguin (reptilepeng... | 70.90 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 14784. | zyqrjh (zyqrjh) | 70.90 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 14785. | Suciluz (suciluz) | 70.90 | 96% | 2018-08-28 |
| 14786. | Dian (daweijiao) | 70.90 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 14787. | Barton (xbarton) | 70.90 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
| 14788. | Ramorix (ramorix) | 70.89 | 96% | 2025-07-10 |
| 14789. | juliogsn (juliogsn) | 70.89 | 96.5% | 2025-01-25 |
| 14790. | PooPooPeePeeMan (willseff) | 70.89 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 14791. | Tony (adbaldini) | 70.89 | 96.4% | 2023-06-12 |
| 14792. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 70.89 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 14793. | Ian (zzstatixzz) | 70.89 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 14794. | Alix (sarahallisa) | 70.88 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 14795. | IyyakaDzalfa (iyyakadzalfa) | 70.88 | 95% | 2023-10-08 |
| 14796. | Harsh (_harshgupta) | 70.88 | 95% | 2021-09-11 |
| 14797. | INDIAN (armaan25) | 70.88 | 95% | 2022-01-08 |
| 14798. | MALVO (ryanmalvo) | 70.88 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 14799. | Jai (jais) | 70.88 | 95% | 2017-01-05 |
| 14800. | We (aquadye) | 70.87 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 14801. | rohith (rohith08) | 70.87 | 96% | 2025-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |