I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1610. | Zale (zllee) | 94.86 | 96.9% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1611. | Kashif_(: (kashifkarim) | 94.85 | 98% | 2025-07-17 |
| 1612. | Abgefuncht (abgefuncht) | 94.85 | 97.1% | 2024-10-11 |
| 1613. | Eddie_NP (eddie023) | 94.84 | 97% | 2024-08-05 |
| 1614. | qWudge (qwudge) | 94.84 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
| 1615. | Guest (whoyoung99) | 94.79 | 98.3% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1616. | Away From Keyboard (AFK) (d... | 94.78 | 98.3% | 2023-06-09 |
| 1617. | cu63y (qu63y) | 94.76 | 97% | 2025-06-26 |
| 1618. | Johann (james_the_6) | 94.74 | 95.8% | 2024-02-06 |
| 1619. | drws (drwsmnlpg9713) | 94.73 | 97% | 2025-09-12 |
| 1620. | mh (mhqwerty) | 94.73 | 97% | 2024-07-18 |
| 1621. | Ghost racing medalists suck... | 94.72 | 99% | 2024-02-03 |
| 1622. | Yuma (el_yuma) | 94.69 | 99.4% | 2025-03-28 |
| 1623. | ThPh (thph) | 94.67 | 97% | 2026-01-23 |
| 1624. | Mash (mashtan) | 94.67 | 98% | 2024-12-26 |
| 1625. | Malachy (cocoa600) | 94.64 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1626. | flappybeingslappy (willpow1) | 94.62 | 98% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1627. | i am (iamgod4478) | 94.61 | 97% | 2025-09-26 |
| 1628. | Offendo (offendo) | 94.60 | 97.3% | 2023-08-01 |
| 1629. | Cpt. Sir (captainsir) | 94.57 | 96% | 2024-03-26 |
| 1630. | Joseph (josephyang) | 94.57 | 97.1% | 2024-02-06 |
| 1631. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 94.57 | 98% | 2024-04-05 |
| 1632. | Daveshepherd (dmei0676) | 94.54 | 97% | 2025-08-18 |
| 1633. | |)are2|_eap (cepetir) | 94.51 | 96.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 1634. | lew (typinglew) | 94.46 | 95% | 2026-02-01 |
| 1635. | ladunjexa (ladunjexa) | 94.44 | 96% | 2025-06-17 |
| 1636. | gammaang95 (gammaang95) | 94.41 | 98.1% | 2024-07-28 |
| 1637. | Josuf (osuf_j) | 94.41 | 97.5% | 2024-01-07 |
| 1638. | I don't make me wonder... (... | 94.39 | 96% | 2024-10-02 |
| 1639. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 94.39 | 97.3% | 2023-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |