And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3698. | Hylomorphic (hylomorphic) | 117.74 | 97% | 2016-03-03 |
| 3699. | Neil (nelichte) | 117.73 | 97% | 2015-08-24 |
| 3700. | Dork (dorksquad) | 117.73 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 3701. | スレトロン (slethron) | 117.72 | 99% | 2022-10-06 |
| 3702. | Max (rofflewoffles) | 117.72 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 3703. | C (windyreed) | 117.71 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 3704. | Ray (iconoclastic) | 117.71 | 97% | 2017-03-26 |
| 3705. | (voidhowl) | 117.70 | 97% | 2014-10-07 |
| 3706. | drexel (typesslow) | 117.70 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 3707. | TulBott (alb3rth3nry) | 117.69 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 3708. | Idiot (ismic) | 117.69 | 98% | 2013-05-09 |
| 3709. | might quit cause (theyellow... | 117.68 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 3710. | Kyle (kyle0829) | 117.67 | 98% | 2017-05-18 |
| 3711. | blank (parse) | 117.66 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 3712. | Aldzia (aldzia) | 117.62 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 3713. | Buss (bussruscus) | 117.62 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 3714. | William (willmart16) | 117.61 | 99% | 2022-07-27 |
| 3715. | Jing (jindesu) | 117.61 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 3716. | Serena (ohserenadotcom) | 117.61 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 3717. | Joey (rosuoammdo) | 117.60 | 97% | 2011-05-09 |
| 3718. | Krishna loves you (night_boy4) | 117.60 | 100% | 2012-02-14 |
| 3719. | nd (ende) | 117.59 | 92% | 2011-09-08 |
| 3720. | Meteion (queenchrysalis) | 117.59 | 99% | 2017-12-20 |
| 3721. | Executable (maxentius) | 117.59 | 93% | 2013-01-28 |
| 3722. | Scania (scania730) | 117.57 | 95% | 2013-02-03 |
| 3723. | DUFOUR (dufour) | 117.56 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 3724. | lubi222 (lubi222) | 117.56 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 3725. | pepper (pepper) | 117.56 | — | 2008-10-14 |
| 3726. | Sam (full) | 117.56 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 3727. | Steve (nerosin) | 117.55 | — | 2009-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |