Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4225. | jason (ultrajason) | 61.41 | 95% | 2020-02-28 |
| 4226. | Jerry (gothamsonlyhope) | 61.40 | 94% | 2018-07-05 |
| 4227. | mag (mag255) | 61.39 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
| 4228. | Orest (oreston) | 61.39 | 99% | 2019-08-31 |
| 4229. | Daniel (dasno) | 61.37 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 4230. | person (tumadreestahomo) | 61.37 | 96% | 2018-01-30 |
| 4231. | Max (minermax8) | 61.34 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 4232. | AngelCaveGTI (angelcavegtio... | 61.34 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 4233. | nauyu (nauyusimi_) | 61.33 | 95% | 2020-12-13 |
| 4234. | Niel (nielo99) | 61.33 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 4235. | anticlimactic (anticlimacti... | 61.32 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4236. | Robert (robertek) | 61.32 | 94% | 2017-12-07 |
| 4237. | Tharun (tak_66637) | 61.31 | 95% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4238. | Richard (jorimi) | 61.28 | 95% | 2019-12-26 |
| 4239. | Niccster (niccster10) | 61.28 | 96% | 2018-07-13 |
| 4240. | Eric (kyleisajew) | 61.27 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 4241. | William (willlibob) | 61.26 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 4242. | Leo (leoroy7x7) | 61.24 | 99% | 2021-08-17 |
| 4243. | ToSteR (toastedberd) | 61.24 | 95% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4244. | supremesteph (supremesteph) | 61.20 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 4245. | Tito (dreegon) | 61.18 | 94% | 2017-12-14 |
| 4246. | Vesa (vesaninja) | 61.18 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
| 4247. | Blaze (blazebit0656) | 61.18 | 95% | 2018-02-04 |
| 4248. | Dan (dannydude321) | 61.17 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 4249. | Jack (jacknachos) | 61.15 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 4250. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 61.14 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 4251. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 61.14 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 4252. | Keith (keithlau) | 61.13 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 4253. | Bartek (mecanttype) | 61.12 | 94% | 2018-02-28 |
| 4254. | youm (youm) | 61.12 | 96% | 2017-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |