I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2971. | cwhxoo (cwhxoo) | 112.23 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 2972. | EzBeau (ezbeau) | 112.22 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 2973. | George (wiliu) | 112.22 | 96.4% | 2023-10-15 |
| 2974. | Road to HERO (darkmage0103) | 112.21 | 98% | 2019-05-06 |
| 2975. | Gabriel (hong_kong_) | 112.20 | 98.7% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2976. | Vsevolod (cosdaj_dv) | 112.20 | 98.3% | 2024-04-17 |
| 2977. | AouiGui (andersgrymer) | 112.20 | 97% | 2022-02-26 |
| 2978. | Panda (pandapoopums) | 112.19 | 99% | 2022-02-11 |
| 2979. | Noah (hvon) | 112.19 | 99% | 2021-10-23 |
| 2980. | Stanley (stanleyzhang9) | 112.19 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 2981. | Fallen (fallen87) | 112.18 | 99.3% | 2025-01-20 |
| 2982. | Lark (sirhaxbard) | 112.18 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 2983. | QuitlessLPZ (quitlesslpz) | 112.15 | 98.1% | 2024-08-09 |
| 2984. | Zilong (zhziong) | 112.15 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
| 2985. | Waleed (itbelikethat) | 112.15 | 98% | 2019-12-08 |
| 2986. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 112.15 | 99% | 2020-04-16 |
| 2987. | Williard Joshua (willjosh) | 112.13 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
| 2988. | Hashem (hashemsi) | 112.12 | 98.1% | 2025-05-22 |
| 2989. | dvoraK (glacies) | 112.12 | 99% | 2019-04-18 |
| 2990. | Nulldev (nulldev) | 112.12 | 97% | 2017-05-27 |
| 2991. | zenoraic (zenoraic) | 112.11 | 97% | 2025-07-22 |
| 2992. | Harry (solorika) | 112.11 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 2993. | itssarcazm (itssarcazm) | 112.08 | 98.1% | 2024-07-06 |
| 2994. | Amos (amosbird) | 112.08 | 99% | 2020-08-05 |
| 2995. | Artur (kichrootra) | 112.07 | 96% | 2017-01-30 |
| 2996. | desyncgod (43243264) | 112.05 | 97.4% | 2024-07-04 |
| 2997. | ttv Yenwei (yenwei2) | 112.05 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 2998. | Meh (meh321) | 112.04 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| 2999. | Kevin (evoke) | 112.02 | 99% | 2024-01-10 |
| 3000. | BanjoBoss (banjoboss) | 112.01 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |