As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7293. | G (glny) | 90.99 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 7294. | Jerrylee Isaac (jerryleeisaac) | 90.99 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 7295. | hello (hellobye23) | 90.98 | 97.8% | 2024-11-22 |
| 7296. | Zaoxa (enkryptsyon) | 90.98 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 7297. | Ric (drrz) | 90.98 | 98.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 7298. | ca_mmer (ca_mmer) | 90.98 | 95% | 2023-05-07 |
| 7299. | bingcheng45 (bingcheng45) | 90.98 | 99.3% | 2021-02-23 |
| 7300. | T (talbi) | 90.98 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 7301. | ⠀ (omnispectral) | 90.98 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 7302. | Trpimira (m15k0) | 90.97 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 7303. | Austin (austinpenguin) | 90.97 | 92% | 2016-12-06 |
| 7304. | Leo (sinterrible) | 90.97 | 97% | 2024-09-21 |
| 7305. | Oliver (olipro) | 90.97 | 96% | 2020-05-26 |
| 7306. | samuel (samuelhalim12) | 90.97 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 7307. | Will (pteroborne) | 90.97 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 7308. | Amal (amaldevs) | 90.97 | 96% | 2016-07-27 |
| 7309. | eric (ericliu04) | 90.96 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 7310. | Thomas (williamson2002) | 90.96 | 97% | 2022-05-15 |
| 7311. | gvne (gvne) | 90.96 | 95.7% | 2023-11-20 |
| 7312. | Augusto-- (augusto00) | 90.95 | 99% | 2024-07-29 |
| 7313. | 플로버 (the_noobiest_typer) | 90.95 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 7314. | George (gggritso) | 90.95 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 7315. | Kevin (chqu7424) | 90.95 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 7316. | Tim (tim28) | 90.95 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 7317. | emelie (emunch7) | 90.94 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 7318. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 90.94 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 7319. | tian (gfriend) | 90.94 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 7320. | Soup (k2824262) | 90.94 | 99% | 2017-06-21 |
| 7321. | Michael (punkkoala) | 90.94 | 97% | 2015-06-21 |
| 7322. | Akrish (akrish) | 90.94 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |