So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27692. | Juan (juwan.najera17@outloo... | 56.73 | 94% | 2015-08-10 |
| 27693. | nilesh (nek_0705) | 56.73 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 27694. | Amanda (mandy_w13) | 56.72 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 27695. | Michal (wojas32) | 56.72 | 93% | 2023-03-10 |
| 27696. | SLSL (slslz) | 56.72 | 94% | 2021-08-04 |
| 27697. | Akoi (akoi) | 56.72 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 27698. | lejo (lejo5356) | 56.72 | 95% | 2020-05-06 |
| 27699. | WI (apni) | 56.72 | 93% | 2015-12-02 |
| 27700. | Degritha (degritharlr) | 56.72 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 27701. | Fri5day (wongkokpin) | 56.72 | 87% | 2015-02-09 |
| 27702. | Demon (demon_rocrip) | 56.71 | 94% | 2021-06-26 |
| 27703. | The (the_learning_savage) | 56.71 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 27704. | akeel (akeel001) | 56.71 | 96.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 27705. | fateh (fateh_1987) | 56.71 | 98% | 2014-12-13 |
| 27706. | super (mansuper) | 56.71 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 27707. | Alberto (alvalanche) | 56.71 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 27708. | Juan (jujuanjosua) | 56.70 | 95% | 2018-02-21 |
| 27709. | Aditya (someone_me) | 56.70 | 95% | 2023-07-28 |
| 27710. | Justin (dainese) | 56.70 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 27711. | wlliam (williamqwerty3) | 56.70 | 94.8% | 2021-01-27 |
| 27712. | Whiscas (whiscasshiro) | 56.70 | 94% | 2018-08-18 |
| 27713. | b_menot (b_menot) | 56.70 | 94% | 2014-04-13 |
| 27714. | sathwik_0777 (sathwik_7770) | 56.69 | 95% | 2022-01-09 |
| 27715. | e4k (e4kk) | 56.69 | 94% | 2022-07-09 |
| 27716. | Carley (carleyco) | 56.69 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 27717. | Rion (rion_roy) | 56.69 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 27718. | Death (death_v7) | 56.69 | 94% | 2012-10-06 |
| 27719. | Drake (techboy81) | 56.69 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 27720. | Blake (weekesy) | 56.68 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 27721. | itWill45 (willingt0part) | 56.68 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |