And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2407. | . (xtypscer) | 124.80 | 98% | 2019-09-20 |
| 2408. | Peacock (peacocks) | 124.80 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 2409. | Matt (madmallard) | 124.79 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
| 2410. | Daniel (intangiblesniper) | 124.79 | 97% | 2015-03-09 |
| 2411. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 124.78 | 99% | 2022-11-22 |
| 2412. | Dvorak (blazeencryption) | 124.78 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 2413. | K (335469854) | 124.77 | 99% | 2021-11-22 |
| 2414. | Tim (bimmy) | 124.76 | 98% | 2016-01-30 |
| 2415. | a (oimanquan) | 124.74 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 2416. | FeeeelPANPANPANPANPANPANPAN... | 124.74 | 99% | 2012-12-17 |
| 2417. | #GoogleAndrewYang (kenhinh12) | 124.74 | 99% | 2018-05-12 |
| 2418. | erick (speedy1413) | 124.73 | 95% | 2020-08-01 |
| 2419. | Sophie (sdw199) | 124.73 | 99% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2420. | matt (clyde123) | 124.73 | 95% | 2016-10-01 |
| 2421. | Hehe (gagokarin) | 124.72 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 2422. | Andrew (nosingaround) | 124.72 | 99% | 2022-05-23 |
| 2423. | Jay Cartwright (jay_cartwri... | 124.69 | 99% | 2021-11-29 |
| 2424. | William (williamc7879) | 124.69 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 2425. | Dustin (dustywusty) | 124.69 | 98% | 2016-04-13 |
| 2426. | jj (yeahjjj) | 124.68 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 2427. | Raidan (raidan) | 124.65 | 96% | 2014-07-07 |
| 2428. | (tearsinrain) | 124.65 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 2429. | Tundae (dukunchu) | 124.65 | 96% | 2012-12-14 |
| 2430. | Bal (belgianwaffle) | 124.63 | 99.7% | 2021-02-06 |
| 2431. | You (pylon) | 124.61 | 99% | 2014-08-11 |
| 2432. | sam (samchez) | 124.61 | 94% | 2014-08-08 |
| 2433. | Adam (fivekidsdown429) | 124.61 | — | 2009-08-16 |
| 2434. | Liam (cosectant) | 124.61 | 96% | 2014-06-22 |
| 2435. | 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒🦍... | 124.60 | 99% | 2021-12-14 |
| 2436. | not (hayso) | 124.59 | 98% | 2016-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |