The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2293. | Erick (xwolvx) | 64.32 | 92% | 2012-04-29 |
| 2294. | Amit (itsman38) | 64.31 | 94% | 2022-04-03 |
| 2295. | Maria (lanfear337) | 64.31 | 94% | 2012-05-01 |
| 2296. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 64.30 | 94% | 2017-05-23 |
| 2297. | KT (kimtch) | 64.30 | 96% | 2011-06-08 |
| 2298. | Daniel (jesustanten) | 64.30 | 93% | 2014-10-28 |
| 2299. | white (whiteplasma2) | 64.30 | 95% | 2016-08-05 |
| 2300. | PAKISTAN ZINDABAD JIYE PAKI... | 64.30 | 95% | 2019-03-17 |
| 2301. | rat (rakend) | 64.29 | 99% | 2019-09-24 |
| 2302. | Josh (thefrownwillgetu) | 64.29 | 96% | 2014-08-22 |
| 2303. | Grigor (grigor) | 64.28 | — | 2010-04-26 |
| 2304. | NUH_DVORAK (nuh_dvorak) | 64.28 | 94% | 2012-03-12 |
| 2305. | James (thsteal) | 64.27 | 93% | 2013-08-01 |
| 2306. | Guest (cromernova) | 64.27 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 2307. | Lattawat (ti3z) | 64.27 | 95% | 2017-06-26 |
| 2308. | kumaicho (kumaicho) | 64.27 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 2309. | Mato (metiu07) | 64.26 | 93% | 2017-01-16 |
| 2310. | Raymond (awedragon) | 64.26 | 96% | 2019-06-20 |
| 2311. | William (william) | 64.26 | 94% | 2015-01-16 |
| 2312. | john (er3g10us) | 64.26 | 93% | 2013-06-29 |
| 2313. | Raging (ragingthunder) | 64.25 | 91% | 2015-12-08 |
| 2314. | Sheldon (godspeedmango) | 64.25 | 85% | 2016-01-26 |
| 2315. | Godistanten (godistanten) | 64.24 | 91% | 2013-03-29 |
| 2316. | 🛸 (lubu123456) | 64.23 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 2317. | Gecko (geckomijo) | 64.23 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
| 2318. | Shubham (shubhamabhang77) | 64.23 | 95% | 2020-06-09 |
| 2319. | Safin (phoeni_x) | 64.23 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 2320. | Alistair (alimc2007) | 64.22 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 2321. | Max (maltshuler20) | 64.21 | 94% | 2016-12-28 |
| 2322. | jasper (jazzu20) | 64.21 | — | 2009-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |