The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2997. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 61.77 | 94% | 2023-02-11 |
| 2998. | Yuffie (fayereagan) | 61.77 | 89% | 2014-08-04 |
| 2999. | mohammed (momotan039) | 61.76 | 95% | 2023-01-13 |
| 3000. | Isaac (newtion) | 61.76 | 97% | 2017-09-30 |
| 3001. | Guest (k935p) | 61.76 | 97% | 2020-05-27 |
| 3002. | Nick (nick2016) | 61.76 | 97% | 2013-05-24 |
| 3003. | Fin (chkpa) | 61.75 | 94% | 2019-04-25 |
| 3004. | Flash (runbarry) | 61.75 | 93% | 2016-01-20 |
| 3005. | E (njalsorensen) | 61.75 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 3006. | Nguyen (beogames) | 61.75 | — | 2009-10-22 |
| 3007. | Zach (zaccchh) | 61.75 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3008. | kira (chucklovesarah) | 61.74 | 97% | 2015-03-15 |
| 3009. | Mehul (mehulparmar459@gmail... | 61.74 | 96% | 2015-09-02 |
| 3010. | AUDI (kangaroo) | 61.74 | — | 2010-07-11 |
| 3011. | Mikhail (smy25) | 61.74 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 3012. | Christos (christosdi) | 61.74 | 90% | 2012-11-21 |
| 3013. | Krist (krist_23) | 61.73 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 3014. | william (willi30124) | 61.73 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 3015. | Sam (jedisponge) | 61.73 | 89% | 2013-12-31 |
| 3016. | wes (wesxp44) | 61.73 | 86% | 2014-11-12 |
| 3017. | Keshav (kksu278) | 61.73 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3018. | neruneko (neruneko) | 61.73 | — | 2010-02-05 |
| 3019. | griV (griv) | 61.72 | 94% | 2020-03-25 |
| 3020. | Galib (galib2051) | 61.72 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3021. | nickjedl (nickjedl) | 61.72 | 89% | 2014-04-04 |
| 3022. | Machine Elf (kumi) | 61.72 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 3023. | Bryan (bryangne) | 61.72 | 95% | 2014-04-30 |
| 3024. | shau (shauwei_0510) | 61.71 | 97.3% | 2023-08-13 |
| 3025. | Konstantin (kost91n) | 61.71 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 3026. | a (ajkrause) | 61.71 | 98% | 2011-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |