So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6370. | Lazy Dog (situation_abnormal) | 94.58 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 6371. | mrn1ght (mrn1ght) | 94.58 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 6372. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 94.58 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 6373. | Rachel (rahrahretard) | 94.58 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 6374. | Go Easy on Me (ripparian) | 94.58 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
| 6375. | Blaise (syxeight) | 94.58 | 95% | 2016-12-28 |
| 6376. | Jan (janmkraemer) | 94.58 | 96% | 2013-06-28 |
| 6377. | Ali (bahjatia) | 94.58 | 100% | 2021-05-07 |
| 6378. | zackjh (zacharykjh) | 94.57 | 95% | 2020-05-15 |
| 6379. | vansik noobek (awe_erce) | 94.57 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 6380. | hi (shockblades) | 94.57 | 96% | 2020-06-03 |
| 6381. | Melon (zd_smear) | 94.57 | 100% | 2016-10-14 |
| 6382. | Kagi (ivankeyz) | 94.57 | 93% | 2016-06-28 |
| 6383. | Tan (hunterdoke) | 94.56 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 6384. | Octo (octophobia) | 94.56 | 97% | 2019-12-31 |
| 6385. | bryan (bryan1111) | 94.55 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 6386. | Will (willhblob55) | 94.54 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 6387. | Retep (slothlike) | 94.54 | 98% | 2019-09-16 |
| 6388. | Aja Na (ajanababy) | 94.54 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 6389. | Plato (observer_02) | 94.54 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 6390. | 1myvar (chowchunfu) | 94.54 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 6391. | Luke (lotionless) | 94.53 | 97% | 2013-01-03 |
| 6392. | Spartak (corsair0108) | 94.53 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 6393. | Jameson (j_helstrom) | 94.53 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 6394. | Rafaella (strandash) | 94.53 | 99% | 2014-08-05 |
| 6395. | Jack (pirates_of_caribbean) | 94.53 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 6396. | Winter (winter_dawn) | 94.52 | 99% | 2021-04-05 |
| 6397. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 94.52 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 6398. | Brian (tunnun) | 94.52 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 6399. | Epic (br0kenar0w) | 94.52 | 99% | 2013-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |