As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2717. | x (rlygayboi) | 108.39 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 2718. | Vincent (vincent2005) | 108.37 | 98.3% | 2023-09-05 |
| 2719. | Brian (eeyjnairb) | 108.37 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 2720. | em (eeopkc) | 108.36 | 98% | 2018-03-26 |
| 2721. | Sean (igetass) | 108.36 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 2722. | AntVenom (antvenom) | 108.35 | 99% | 2022-04-04 |
| 2723. | Lucian (1oosh) | 108.34 | 98% | 2024-07-20 |
| 2724. | sleepo (sleepotimer) | 108.34 | 97% | 2022-10-02 |
| 2725. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 108.34 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 2726. | Tom Banks (tom_banks) | 108.34 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
| 2727. | (nalyd_on_colemak) | 108.33 | 96% | 2022-07-03 |
| 2728. | Nick (nckn) | 108.33 | 94% | 2016-08-14 |
| 2729. | Grigor (grigor) | 108.32 | 100% | 2017-05-28 |
| 2730. | TheBossOfTheBoss (thebossof... | 108.31 | 99% | 2026-01-16 |
| 2731. | Rand'Al Thor (vrnch) | 108.30 | 98% | 2024-04-11 |
| 2732. | David (davidm_2020) | 108.30 | 97.3% | 2021-02-20 |
| 2733. | benben (20iq) | 108.29 | 98% | 2025-09-12 |
| 2734. | Zven (zven69) | 108.29 | 97% | 2019-07-12 |
| 2735. | David (diskhat2) | 108.29 | 98.6% | 2024-09-24 |
| 2736. | will (willh) | 108.29 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| 2737. | Fopuy (fopuy) | 108.27 | 98.5% | 2024-09-08 |
| 2738. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 108.27 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 2739. | DeathModer (kido2976) | 108.27 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 2740. | sawyer (tdsg) | 108.26 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
| 2741. | Slow (slow_india) | 108.26 | 97% | 2015-05-30 |
| 2742. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 108.25 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 2743. | Isaac (inied) | 108.24 | 99% | 2023-01-28 |
| 2744. | Victor (victorhz) | 108.24 | 94% | 2016-02-22 |
| 2745. | Sil (silencio) | 108.24 | 98% | 2017-01-09 |
| 2746. | flakjac (flakjac) | 108.23 | 97% | 2019-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |