I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 1948. | Evan (evanspec) | 116.21 | 96% | 2016-03-07 |
| 1949. | Matthew (laptop board) (mat... | 116.21 | 97% | 2015-08-08 |
| 1950. | beachturkey (beachtukrey) | 116.20 | 97% | 2023-06-26 |
| 1951. | David Gutierrez (killswitch... | 116.18 | 98% | 2024-02-22 |
| 1952. | Eren (erenjulien) | 116.16 | 99% | 2025-04-28 |
| 1953. | Lewis (znake) | 116.16 | 98% | 2018-08-29 |
| 1954. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 116.15 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 1955. | Zakaria (zlurk) | 116.15 | 91% | 2015-10-17 |
| 1956. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 116.15 | 99% | 2021-04-04 |
| 1957. | Zachary (zkkaluza) | 116.15 | 98% | 2016-07-17 |
| 1958. | Jimmy (jimbozeub888) | 116.14 | 99% | 2022-03-25 |
| 1959. | dav (candyslug) | 116.13 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 1960. | (cr0cka) | 116.13 | 95% | 2016-05-25 |
| 1961. | Z (vayenp) | 116.13 | 97% | 2015-05-31 |
| 1962. | JJ (thejapie) | 116.12 | 98% | 2019-01-05 |
| 1963. | MrButtersworth (flapjackstax) | 116.12 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 1964. | will (willh) | 116.10 | 95% | 2016-01-17 |
| 1965. | (mmmmmmmmwmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... | 116.09 | 97.3% | 2025-03-18 |
| 1966. | StallmanWasRight (misterhotel) | 116.09 | 99% | 2018-10-30 |
| 1967. | Ben (_b3n_) | 116.08 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1968. | Matt (mattymarsh) | 116.08 | 97.7% | 2024-12-09 |
| 1969. | Tiffany (tylietz) | 116.08 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 1970. | izzi (izzi_e) | 116.08 | 98% | 2018-08-27 |
| 1971. | Adam (adamhawkins) | 116.07 | 100% | 2020-08-27 |
| 1972. | I Love (oooyay) | 116.05 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 1973. | Monika (moni_type) | 116.02 | 98.1% | 2024-12-16 |
| 1974. | Tony (mysticalchime) | 116.02 | 97% | 2017-03-03 |
| 1975. | Brody (freakers) | 116.01 | 98.7% | 2023-11-21 |
| 1976. | tired (jlam55555) | 116.00 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 1977. | Abbey (abbey1989) | 115.99 | 98% | 2023-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |