As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5974. | Yarno (globalvirgin) | 94.25 | 97.8% | 2024-06-09 |
| 5975. | B. Ruh (skleeg) | 94.25 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| 5976. | poof (pophium_520) | 94.25 | 96.9% | 2024-08-16 |
| 5977. | Ryan (ryanhz) | 94.25 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 5978. | buruum (buruum) | 94.25 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| 5979. | Dylan (dmc71298) | 94.25 | 97.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 5980. | eltigro (el_tigro) | 94.24 | 92% | 2015-04-08 |
| 5981. | 🗿 (1234qwer1234qwer4) | 94.24 | 98% | 2024-05-13 |
| 5982. | Dim (bitabis) | 94.24 | 98% | 2017-05-04 |
| 5983. | Tesla Motors is Awesome! (i... | 94.24 | 84% | 2015-09-26 |
| 5984. | Stephen (scope17931) | 94.23 | 95.6% | 2025-04-28 |
| 5985. | Leon (veonhoon) | 94.22 | 96% | 2016-09-19 |
| 5986. | Zarag (zaragg) | 94.22 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5987. | Thunderz (thunderz2016) | 94.21 | 97.8% | 2023-06-19 |
| 5988. | Mauricio (maurizzzio) | 94.21 | 96% | 2015-04-09 |
| 5989. | sir abelot (lololong) | 94.21 | 97% | 2024-07-21 |
| 5990. | Wild (wildwisp) | 94.20 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5991. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 94.20 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 5992. | Animal (animalracional) | 94.20 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 5993. | Liz (liz2808) | 94.20 | 92% | 2015-11-29 |
| 5994. | Sky (lanprodn41) | 94.19 | 96.4% | 2023-07-02 |
| 5995. | AB (abhishekrajin) | 94.19 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 5996. | Bill (wyxoor) | 94.18 | 94% | 2016-02-09 |
| 5997. | rai_10101 (rai_10101) | 94.17 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 5998. | (xtiandiaz) | 94.17 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
| 5999. | angie :) (angwie) | 94.17 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 6000. | Denis (carvedseven) | 94.17 | 97.4% | 2024-06-08 |
| 6001. | winterml3on (winterm3lon) | 94.17 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 6002. | milkcha (ixxviii) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| 6003. | Grace (_graceli) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |