I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7686. | gustav (knuten) | 92.46 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
| 7687. | Dkippy (sirdunklenutsiii) | 92.46 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 7688. | sherimori (sherimori) | 92.46 | 99% | 2017-03-11 |
| 7689. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 92.45 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 7690. | G1ac4 (giaca) | 92.45 | 97.3% | 2024-11-05 |
| 7691. | Shark Attack (sk_attack) | 92.45 | 96% | 2024-05-26 |
| 7692. | Luke (lukell) | 92.45 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 7693. | Kamran (kamranagayev) | 92.45 | 96% | 2016-01-07 |
| 7694. | Jason (jasonw1121) | 92.45 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 7695. | Johan (chiphone) | 92.45 | 93% | 2016-01-28 |
| 7696. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 92.44 | 98.2% | 2025-01-10 |
| 7697. | Rebuked (rebuked18) | 92.43 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 7698. | Luckeh (luckeh11) | 92.43 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 7699. | Daniel (incognitus) | 92.42 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 7700. | amberserpent (amberserpent) | 92.42 | 99% | 2022-02-19 |
| 7701. | yea but actually no (yea_bu... | 92.42 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 7702. | imbapingu (pingulul) | 92.41 | 97% | 2024-04-18 |
| 7703. | Liam (number406) | 92.41 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 7704. | Matt (terl) | 92.41 | 94% | 2015-12-04 |
| 7705. | sjorn (sjorn) | 92.41 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 7706. | Jeff (wildhorses) | 92.41 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 7707. | 🍜🌿 (inwerpsel) | 92.41 | 98% | 2019-06-28 |
| 7708. | Jedidiah (puisanberg) | 92.41 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
| 7709. | Michael (michaelmoshui) | 92.40 | 99% | 2025-06-05 |
| 7710. | sloppy toppy (semisilky) | 92.40 | 97.1% | 2023-10-13 |
| 7711. | Assaf (assaf) | 92.40 | 96% | 2015-09-16 |
| 7712. | Storm (stormcenter) | 92.40 | 100% | 2016-07-26 |
| 7713. | guwee (guwee) | 92.40 | 99% | 2016-12-23 |
| 7714. | Enmanuel (konfle) | 92.39 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 7715. | AntiMatter (ep_antimatter) | 92.39 | 96% | 2023-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |