The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29277. | BlazeAries (blaze_aries) | 56.30 | 94% | 2021-07-20 |
| 29278. | Big (wakibeast211) | 56.30 | 95% | 2020-05-08 |
| 29279. | ♋ Carmelo (carmelo231) | 56.30 | 89% | 2015-04-14 |
| 29280. | hadi (hadisulfe) | 56.29 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
| 29281. | Mun (nandarustam) | 56.29 | 91% | 2011-09-19 |
| 29282. | Sestain (sestain) | 56.29 | 95% | 2020-01-07 |
| 29283. | hohuyhoangbk (hohuyhoangbk) | 56.29 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 29284. | Muhammad Omar (omar_farooq) | 56.28 | 95% | 2021-03-01 |
| 29285. | WI (apni) | 56.28 | 87% | 2016-01-18 |
| 29286. | ilovelolipops (sad_hobbit) | 56.27 | 96% | 2022-05-16 |
| 29287. | type racist (numenx) | 56.27 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 29288. | Bình (darkzbat) | 56.27 | 89% | 2014-07-20 |
| 29289. | M-A-R-I (marimimariami) | 56.27 | 92% | 2014-11-21 |
| 29290. | Sonya (jands625) | 56.27 | 90% | 2015-10-21 |
| 29291. | sahith (sahith) | 56.26 | 94% | 2023-02-06 |
| 29292. | daniel (daxne22) | 56.26 | 88% | 2012-10-31 |
| 29293. | Szymon (pazdinho_) | 56.25 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 29294. | Derp (sirderpyherp) | 56.25 | 96% | 2017-09-24 |
| 29295. | Essty (essty) | 56.25 | 94% | 2015-10-18 |
| 29296. | Wilma (wil.soza@gmail.com) | 56.25 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 29297. | Namit (stranger001) | 56.25 | 80% | 2015-09-17 |
| 29298. | 🥤☕Topre☕🥤 (granol... | 56.25 | 89% | 2014-11-02 |
| 29299. | Pratik (pratik89) | 56.24 | 95% | 2022-06-25 |
| 29300. | Ha (hahahaha2046) | 56.24 | 97.2% | 2023-08-30 |
| 29301. | Uman (umanium) | 56.24 | 97% | 2011-05-16 |
| 29302. | Wayne (mcdonawa) | 56.24 | 92% | 2015-02-21 |
| 29303. | le (phuc_day) | 56.24 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 29304. | Goose (reichmatthew) | 56.24 | 90% | 2016-12-23 |
| 29305. | Talos (therealtalos21) | 56.23 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| 29306. | Goku (rmehedi) | 56.23 | 95% | 2023-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |