So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24303. | Luca (maverik) | 61.84 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 24304. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 61.83 | 97.6% | 2023-10-18 |
| 24305. | Harsha (harshatalla) | 61.83 | 97% | 2014-10-25 |
| 24306. | Benny (candye) | 61.82 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 24307. | Jerome (jerome251998) | 61.82 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 24308. | Shrish (shrish007) | 61.82 | 92% | 2016-02-22 |
| 24309. | Jayanth (bigjay) | 61.82 | — | 2009-03-21 |
| 24310. | master (yunan_elfath) | 61.82 | 87% | 2017-01-28 |
| 24311. | Josh (thefrownwillgetu) | 61.82 | 96% | 2014-10-12 |
| 24312. | kj (kaijunchua) | 61.81 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| 24313. | Gilbert (gargoyletabbi) | 61.81 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 24314. | Kingslayer (whybridv) | 61.81 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
| 24315. | Aise (ryen_th) | 61.81 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
| 24316. | Aaron (magicsauce) | 61.81 | 93% | 2015-06-09 |
| 24317. | Justin (razorx360) | 61.81 | 96% | 2017-10-31 |
| 24318. | mengo (schmooptheguy) | 61.81 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| 24319. | Federer (wongchunlambenjamin) | 61.80 | 97% | 2013-10-28 |
| 24320. | bip (m_papasavvas) | 61.80 | 96% | 2023-01-15 |
| 24321. | Charles (charlesod) | 61.80 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 24322. | Hibocch (hibocch) | 61.80 | 92% | 2016-07-07 |
| 24323. | flamingo (wmariko) | 61.80 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 24324. | Wilma (wil.soza@gmail.com) | 61.80 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 24325. | Minh (raye123) | 61.80 | 95% | 2014-07-20 |
| 24326. | Patrik (catalistx) | 61.80 | 94% | 2015-02-11 |
| 24327. | Hammer (456thevineeth) | 61.80 | 99% | 2017-07-03 |
| 24328. | Devan (doublebacknv) | 61.79 | 94% | 2014-10-20 |
| 24329. | kacper (leszczyn) | 61.79 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 24330. | Ivan (ivang) | 61.79 | 92% | 2015-10-09 |
| 24331. | Darrell (meatcitypushers) | 61.79 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 24332. | Thanh Canh (zuizui_123) | 61.79 | 92% | 2014-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |