And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16530. | Roma (useflame) | 85.25 | 98% | 2018-04-07 |
| 16531. | michael (mlam102931) | 85.25 | 96% | 2019-01-06 |
| 16532. | GiupLeGXThuDuc (giuplegxtd) | 85.25 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 16533. | Lizzie (lilipatootieo4) | 85.25 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 16534. | Rojan (anketos105) | 85.25 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 16535. | Lazom (jamalshank) | 85.25 | 93% | 2017-05-26 |
| 16536. | Smoke (smoke91) | 85.24 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 16537. | 👻 (james7890) | 85.24 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 16538. | Rdmm (rdmm) | 85.24 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 16539. | d (devcappp) | 85.23 | 96.2% | 2021-02-25 |
| 16540. | Moyosore (mokarios) | 85.23 | 99% | 2022-04-09 |
| 16541. | the swedish flash (kristoff... | 85.23 | 89% | 2016-09-23 |
| 16542. | Haider (wellwisherpk) | 85.23 | 98% | 2012-06-08 |
| 16543. | iCry (icry) | 85.23 | 99% | 2020-10-01 |
| 16544. | ATA (ataxia) | 85.23 | 96% | 2016-03-24 |
| 16545. | Victor (uiron) | 85.23 | 97% | 2011-10-02 |
| 16546. | David (reffi4) | 85.22 | — | 2010-11-07 |
| 16547. | Zach (ocean_breeze) | 85.22 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 16548. | WhyThough (whythough3) | 85.22 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 16549. | Vijay (vijayrao1988) | 85.21 | 98% | 2019-06-14 |
| 16550. | rob (yukoracker) | 85.21 | — | 2009-11-25 |
| 16551. | David (hahayoulose) | 85.21 | 98% | 2016-11-23 |
| 16552. | Joosep (joosep355) | 85.21 | 93% | 2016-06-23 |
| 16553. | Nghia Duc (nghiaduc) | 85.21 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 16554. | zuny (zuny26) | 85.21 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 16555. | cimbraien (cimbraien) | 85.21 | 92% | 2015-04-14 |
| 16556. | R (rongsir) | 85.21 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| 16557. | Patrick (patrickstar13) | 85.20 | 95% | 2015-04-02 |
| 16558. | Liem (zfantasy) | 85.20 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 16559. | Squidly (squidly) | 85.20 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |