Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3651. | sab (sabpap) | 68.50 | 99% | 2020-06-22 |
| 3652. | Eobard (abdouhamel) | 68.50 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 3653. | Randy (papigrande_) | 68.50 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 3654. | Martina (martinasp) | 68.47 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
| 3655. | Adora (winterlev) | 68.46 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| 3656. | Kamal (kamal250j) | 68.46 | 98% | 2018-09-10 |
| 3657. | tsop (tsop) | 68.44 | 94% | 2019-02-23 |
| 3658. | Jeffrey (cataclysm0825) | 68.44 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 3659. | facenne (facenne) | 68.43 | 95% | 2020-06-15 |
| 3660. | Daniel (reachingthetop) | 68.43 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 3661. | WinterWonderLulu (winterwon... | 68.43 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 3662. | Calvin (k55m) | 68.41 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 3663. | Manbir (shadowkillz) | 68.39 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 3664. | RacerABM (racerabm) | 68.39 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3665. | tstats[yju98039] (yju98039) | 68.37 | 94% | 2020-03-06 |
| 3666. | bruh (erik2405_) | 68.36 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 3667. | Noni (whythisname) | 68.34 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 3668. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 68.33 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 3669. | Igor (wuda40) | 68.33 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 3670. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 68.31 | 95% | 2019-01-16 |
| 3671. | Jack (jacknachos) | 68.30 | 95% | 2019-01-21 |
| 3672. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 68.29 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 3673. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 68.24 | 94% | 2019-05-31 |
| 3674. | Amit (amitu7) | 68.23 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
| 3675. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 68.20 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 3676. | Jabez (senpaijabz) | 68.19 | 96% | 2020-10-04 |
| 3677. | Connor (c42855) | 68.18 | 99% | 2018-03-19 |
| 3678. | Derf (derfmongrel) | 68.18 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 3679. | Julian (juliansmile) | 68.18 | 95% | 2018-06-21 |
| 3680. | 🅱️ot is a 🅱️ot (2... | 68.17 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |