Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4886. | Khang (manhkhangvn) | 61.70 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
| 4887. | neolynx (nyolight13) | 61.69 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 4888. | Rajesh (raj10) | 61.64 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 4889. | Ernest (kevinkrish) | 61.64 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 4890. | Maze (mustela) | 61.63 | 95% | 2019-08-07 |
| 4891. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 61.63 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 4892. | Marc Max (osm_smiley) | 61.62 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 4893. | Vinu (vinudominic) | 61.62 | 95% | 2018-04-19 |
| 4894. | veganbtw (plantpowered) | 61.61 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 4895. | No (noslurp) | 61.61 | 95% | 2020-02-09 |
| 4896. | Qontlo (owenlie) | 61.61 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 4897. | Huong (thanthusieu) | 61.61 | 96% | 2018-04-05 |
| 4898. | tstats[jpatrocinio5436] (jp... | 61.60 | 96% | 2018-08-24 |
| 4899. | Bastian (sebastianovoam) | 61.60 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4900. | Mark (mabbruscato) | 61.60 | 95% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4901. | Timothy (timothyqwerty) | 61.57 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| 4902. | Sajal (sajald77) | 61.56 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 4903. | Mateusz (whyhellothere30) | 61.56 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4904. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 61.56 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 4905. | Simon (siggyyo) | 61.56 | 96% | 2019-06-11 |
| 4906. | Dusty (duspom) | 61.55 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 4907. | di (divo) | 61.53 | 95% | 2018-04-12 |
| 4908. | Amuck (amuckrunner) | 61.52 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 4909. | shashank (trash_typer_74) | 61.52 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 4910. | Kiwaa (kiwaa) | 61.51 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
| 4911. | Dr. (doktorschruum) | 61.49 | 99% | 2020-09-03 |
| 4912. | Ian (intothevoid) | 61.48 | 99% | 2020-01-04 |
| 4913. | Kelli (psychpatient27) | 61.48 | 97% | 2020-03-08 |
| 4914. | nevergiveup (touristlevelis... | 61.45 | 95% | 2020-09-18 |
| 4915. | Yourein (yourein) | 61.43 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |